Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

Entertaining news from an untrustworthy site surfaced after Paris Hilton’s recent cocaine possession arrest a few days ago. According to an IUC source identified only as “Caroline,” the source goes on to say Hilton uses her pussy to hide drugs:

“That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom. She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.”

[Caroline] claims that Hilton has eluded airport security in the past by stashing the drugs in a lubricated condom before placing it in her vagina. “That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it,” “Caroline” told IUC. “Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”

Well, there you have it. Paris Hilton may or may not be hiding drugs in a lubricated condom stuffed in her rank pussy.

So, my last post was a little on the sad side. I apologize. The truth is, I thought about selling my domain or shutting down the site for a long time because I don’t have the time to maintenance it like I used to. Not to mention there’s no fuckin profit for the same reason. However, if I’m keeping it up, I might as well do something with it because it’s not fair to the thousands of people who still come here for pretty much sex tapes and nothing else who have come to expect more from my pathetic soul.

To feed this need, I have pictures of Katie Cassidy’s panties under her skirt. And, incase that doesn’t appeal to you, I have pictures of her kissing Chase Crawford on the set of “Gossip Girl” and we both know you fags will love that.

I recently received a disparaging text from a long time-viewer here at Life Misled. The text read: “What happened to all the naked chicks on the site, topless models, maxim spreads, you know the shit that makes this site original!”

What happened is 50 hour a week job that actually pays after I gave up using ads for financial profit and when viewers contribute a dollar a month to the site. Not to mention my host suspending my site on a weekly basis because I run such an asshole site. Now, they’re banning my chatboard because too many people use it.

However, for a devoted fan of this site, there’s little I wouldn’t do. Fuck my day-job. I’d rather be posting these pictures of Kelly Brook’s massive tits at a Piranha 3D photo-op. Surprisingly, the movie got pretty stellar reviews and it could just be that Brook’s tits were enough to do the trick. They are certainly something I could sink my teeth into. Enjoy!

Natalia Paris was recently in a Soho photoshoot and now the video from the shoot has surfaced in all of it’s NSFW glory. Don’t waste another minute reading this shit, watch Part 1 above and Part 2 below. Please excuse Dailymotion’s shameless ads prior to playback as well.

Michael Douglas was on Letterman last night and blamed his years of drinking and smoking as the cause of his throat cancer diagnosis last month.

Yup, that will do it. This knowledge is up there with fast food makes you fatter, gambling can lose you money, and hitting yourself in the testicles causes you pain.

According to TMZ, Heidi Montag has been in touch with Vivid CEO, Steve Hirsch, in regard to the sex tapes Spencer Pratt has been allegedly shopping. TMZ claims they have seen the e-mail to Hirsch and in it, Montag does not deny the fact that a threesome tape exists and doesn’t seem offended that it’s being offered (though she seems skeptical Pratt actually has it in his possession):

“I don’t think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can’t tell. He can be sneaky. I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts.”

I’m not going to lie, I hope this shit surfaces. Who are these two dipshits without a scandal like this?

According to the Telegraph, Jennifer Aniston is about to be a complete whore in her new movie AND we will get to see a full frontal. From the Telegraph:

She is to star in the film “Wanderlust” which calls for her to strip off for the first time in her acting career. Her character also indulges in threesome with two other women, sleeps around with numerous men and takes drugs.

This film is clearly going to be a winner. I’m going to bring tissues with me to opening night and I don’t care who’s watching. I’m fuckin excited about this.

Snooki was finally arraigned for her public intoxication earlier in the summer, in New Jersey’s Seaside Shore this week. Snooki was not present for the arraignment and therefore missed the final charges against her: Disorderly conduct, creating a public nuisance, and annoying people on the beach. Yup, that’s illegal in New Jersey and awesome. If I had a quarter for everytime I wished someone would get arrested for being annoying on a beach I’d have one dollar and fifty cents. I feel like that number should be bigger. But, hey, I’m honest.

When 50,000 Glamour Magazine voters selected Robert Pattinson as the sexiest man alive for 2010, they obviously had forgotten about me again. This is too bad because year-after-year I write these magazines and let them know that my address still has not changed and yet I don’t make anyone’s top 20.

According to the OC Register, Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, was charged with two misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault. Of course this is an interesting way to summarize jizzing in an unsuspecting female coworker’s water on a few occasions.

From the Register:

The first instance happened Jan. 14, prosecutors said. Lallana went into the office of the woman – identified as Jane Doe – and discharged into a water bottle that was on her desk, prosecutors said. She later return to her office and drank the water, they added. She threw the bottle away after feeling “sickened and irritated,” according to the press release.

Lallana committed the crime again on April 9, prosecutors say. Lallana discharged into her water bottle on her desk, and Jane Doe later drank from the water bottle and felt sick, prosecutors said.

This time, Jane Doe sent the water to a private lab to be tested, prosecutors said. The lab reported in June that the water contained semen.

I have a couple of initial thoughts. First, how do you not see fucking jizz floating around in your water? Second, aw come on. You got sick from it? Third, who has their water tested by a private lab? Either way that dude has balls of steel. If he goes to prison there is no doubt he will get a taste of his own medicine.