I’ve been getting comments and e-mails asking why things have been slow on the post-front. The truth is, things have been busy. My life lately has demanded my attention and being the sole owner and operator of the site, well, that makes posting difficult. Obviously, I know the affect that not keeping up with the [...]
Film producer, Robert Rodriguez, and film director, Nimrod Antal, screened the first sneak peak of Predators since the news broke that Adrien Brody would be taking the role of lead for the popular alien sci-fi flick slated for a July 2010 release. Of course it’s retarded that a pansy like Brody should be replacing Arnold Schwartzenegger as an intimidating military figure but Rodriguez and Antal have a history of decent films.
Jamie Kennedy is gonna have to find a replacement if he wants to get whacked off in the pool ever again ’cause the vagazzling J-Love has decided to break it off with Kennedy and the details were confirmed earlier this week.
Hey, Jamie, give me a call maybe we can have a pity party later this week?
In what is likely the longest weekend of my entire life, David Schwimmer ended it by announcing his engagement to Zoe Buckman and my own engagement being broken. I’d say it’s funny how life works and take you through a great memory but I’d be fucking lying to you. Friends don’t do that to friends. We’re friends. Aren’t we?
Jessica Simpson did an interview and performance with I Heart Radio and evidently she doesn’t brush her teeth. No wonder Romo hit the bricks so quickly. Jessica Simpson’s plaque-stained sweaters and halitosis are sufficient men-repellents. I hope she balances her lack of oral care with the other sort of oral care. You know. Blowjobs.
I want to say thanks to my loyal followers. I noticed an uptick in traffic now that I’m back to posting regularly and it’s a good thing to see. Another good thing to see is the possibility that Lady Gaga does not have a dick afterall. At 1:09 in her new 9 minute music video, “Telephone,” there’s a scene where she’s thrown in jail, stripped down, and a warden says, “I told you she didn’t have a dick,” while the other responds, “too bad.”
Who knew the bitch had a sense of humor? Check out the new Gaga video above…
Oh, man. To be Amber Rose’s thong. Rose hit up BOA steakhouse in West Hollywood the other night and wore some incredibly unnecessary and terrible looking glasses but did us the service of wearing pants we could see her pink thong through. And she even wore matching pink shoes. You know what that means.
Christina Ricci may have had a cocktail at the Jean-Charles de Castelbajac after pary in Paris the other night. Just as likely, she had cock. I noticed a hoard of drunken men following her out hoping that in her vulnerable, drunken state, one of them would be good looking enough to spend the night and be the guy she wakes up and says “oh, fuck” to.
CoCo has to be one of the most useless, insecure women on the face of the planet which explains why she’s always taking to her Twitter posting pictures of herself to seek approval from the internet. The truth is, if her tits weren’t so big, her ass would easily tip her over. As it is, I’m not sure how she doesn’t have a procedure for getting up after sitting down. She has the ass of a black chick and the tits of a porn star.
If you want to see more than what CoCo has posted on her Twitter, check here for some more NSFW pictures…
Alright, so I was being a little sarcastic. A lot sarcastic. The first official trailer for Twilight: Eclipse has premiered on the internet and too many sites are covering it not to mention it here as well. Basically, you have Jacob professing his love for Bella while Edward does the same, the classic wolf/vampire love the pale, average girl. Then there’s Victoria who finally found Bella and Edward and Jacob have both vowed to protect her. I’m not sure how I feel about the new Victoria substitute but then again I never liked fire-crotches in general.
Ah, there’s nothing like waking up to the sound of Chris Brown’s desperation. Brown took to Say Now to beg what’s left of his fan-base to request their favorite radio stations play Chris Brown’s songs. In the aftermath of Brown beating Rihanna, it seems clear his records aren’t seeing the same radio play and Brown admits that without radio play he won’t have much of a career.
In his message he said (and some of it’s tough to understand with his girl-beating accent):
“Hey what’s up y’all it’s CB. Um… well I ain’t ever really did this but right now I just need all of my fans’ help. I need all of the fans I have, I need your help. It’s crazy because a lot of radio stations aren’t playing my records. They’re not being as supportive – and I wouldn’t expect them to. But, in everything you guys do you have the power to bring me back because that’s all I need. You guys, no one else can do that except the fans.
I don’t know what else to say, there’s nothing else I can do, I’m doing everything I need to do. I’m a better guy. But it’s on ya’ll because my singing and my music, I do it all for y’all and the love and everything else. But it won’t be possible if I’m not relevant on the radio and it won’t be possible for me to be an artist if I don’t get support from people who give artists an outlet. I can’t be an underground mix-tape artist! And so, that’s where we are. I just want all my fans to help me. I love you, peace.”
Maybe that dumb motherfucker should have thought of that before he went and beat the shit out of a top female R&B artist and then went on a jet-skiing vacation right after. The best thing that can happen to this guy is that he just disappears, all-the-while begging.
LifeMisled : ...Like actual dicks or you like... assholes?
guest_8252 : I love dicks
guest_1884 : You get the hero's welcome! Welcome back
zerotohero : Haha third favorite? If it makes you feel better ur site is a bookmark for me.
guest_2311 : This is my third favorite blog!
Trent : I'm a bit of a blogger myself and I visit frequently and never think to leave a message of support. This site is great. You have a real writing talent. It's hard to believe you did all of this yourself.
guest_2342 : This site is my favorite. Keep at it.
LifeMisled : It's good to be appreciated. Thanks to all who continue to visit and show support on the board especially.
guest_9069 : happy to see this site up again, hope all is well
guest_3821 : hell im torn between going out and staying in myself
Poigniant Promise : LOL the man's a pussy because he wants to stay in??
JP : Oh man drinks sound so good to me. As a matter of fact, fuck it. I'm off for drinks. Don't be a pussy.
LifeMisled : Unfortunately, I'm in tonight. I'm trying to keep a low-profile... Hopefully sometime soon, you do make the best drinks.
your favorite bart : Thanks for the feedback. It made me feel better and I definately agree. Getting ready for work shortly, hope to see you there!
guest_0382 : LOL who says that
abdul : I have a stupid name
guest_3827 : Damn its nice to have you back
zerotohero : Fuck Chris Brown. How about Coco. I can't decide how I feel about her body. I hate those tanning bed goggles though they make people look creepy.
Poigniant Promise : Haha seriously that guy needs to throw in the towel. He looks better doing manual labor.
JP : Chris Brown who?
guest_9230 : Thanks for the eclipse trailer, youtube is removing them left and right!
JP : It looks like she's trying to eat him.
guest_4405 : Damn that bitch is fat!
porter : That Howard Stern audio was some heavy shit. Wow.
Kellie : Seriously. I would hate to have to find another entertainment site to replace yours
Poigniant Promise : It's a beautiful thing to see this site back. Keep it coming!
LifeMisled : I'm sorry to hear about your week, you've always been supportive. Everything gets easier on a long enough time line.
JP : I see you're back as promised. Welcome. And I do have to say that unfortunately listening to assholes is a hazard of the profession of bartending. Most of these idiots you wouldn't even want listening to your problems.
your favorite bart : I don't mean you guys, just had a shitty week. I have so much negative in my life. You are one of the positive. Hopefully I will see you soon.
your favorite bart : why is it that as a bartender I have to listento everyone else tell me all the bullshit of their lives and no one cares about mine
LifeMisled : LifeMisled comes back tomorrow. Sorry for the delay peeps.
guest_9069 : This site use to be part of my daily internet surfing routine. But this shit has fell off hard!!!
guest_3456 : why so little content???
LifeMisled : No more stupid comments dipshits.
guest_2464 : Cowell is a gaaaay
zerotohero : Nice to see you back. I hate other entertainment sites. No balls!
LifeMisled : I'm sorry about locking people off the chat, if I wasn't able to respond to speculation, I didn't want to allow for it. Just very busy is all...
JP : Finally unlocked the boards? It's good to see some content, I thought you were going to quit1
guest_1144 : Welcome back!
Joissetailiew : Yooooooo
guest_1398 : They can likely run an unofficial image of Tiger, a candid, whatever. What's murky is where they use the word "Tiger" and include his picture. The allusion is that he supports the PETA billboard when, in reality, that's highly unlikely. I hope PETA has retainer lawyers.
guest_3823 : There's no way they can run Tiger's image without his consent. This is legally murky at best.
Jax : I'm responsible for doing some billboard work. The truth is anything is possible for a price. They may end up paying more but it will go up if PETA wants it to.
zerotohero : I would not have believed it if I didn't read the Sentinel article. I doubt there's a billboard advertiser that would really support it so it may end up being irrelevant anyway.
Kellie : LMAO. PETA has hit a new low. So ridiculous.
JP : Conan O'Brien on Twitter. I hope his material improves. And Elizabeth Hurley's tit is a nice little handful.
guest_2178 : Thanks for Liz Hurley!
guest_3321 : Ew her pussy is fucking rank
zerotohero : I feel like this should be a commercial for diamond rings.
Kellie : LOL. That either looks really bad or it looks like what it's supposed to look like.
Poigniant Promise : Haha this is true
LentilSoup : She probably hangs out with all these ugly, fatter broads to get the easy attention from men. Even an average looking girl looks like a 10 when she's hanging out with all 1's.
JP : Fuck Whitney Houston. What is she doing touring at her old ass age. Bitches like that should keep out of the clubs, off tour circuits, and she wear big, unappealing clothes. Audrina Patridge on the other hand..
guest_7828 : I was at the Whitney Houston concert and while it wasn't as bad as the press makes it out to be, it wasn't good by any measure. I think her voice came under fire because of the frequency of the breaks she took and the very tired, sweaty look she had the whole eve. I wish I could say I felt bad for her but you can't do a comeback tour if you're not ready for it.
guest_3243 : It appears to be a folded fringe that's part of her outfit. I zoomed and didn't see any color changes
guest_7997 : Is that some areola showing on that ho on her right titty, our left?
guest_6594 : You can still ask jeeves questions, you can do it with this link mate www.uk.ask.com/?o=2&jr=true
LifeMisled : Haha askjeeves is now ask.com. What did you ask for, the worst celebrity gossip site?
Kellie : People still use that??
guest_6594 : Found u on askjeeves. I love ur site mate.
Thompson : I would love to tifuck that hot blonde chick. Holy shit she's smokin. She's like a blonde Olivia Wilde.
Poigniant Promise : LOL you wish
JP : I love when girls bend over in open tops like that. Is wrong I'm pretending that mic is my dick?
guest_8909 : LOL the cat masseuse video is funny.
zerotohero : Lucky bastard. Gays get away with murder. If I had grabbed Simpson's tits I'd be in prison for sexual assault.
Kellie : LOL what a creeper grabbing her tit like that.
Poigniant Promise : I think some of the size comes from the leaning forward in some of those pics. She is a hottie though.
JP : I had no idea Bar's jugs were so fucking big. She is gorgeous.
guest_9287 : omfg, bai ling's nipples AGAIN?
guest_8525 : LOL that cat vid is super cute!
LifeMisled : I like my ego stroked as much as the next guy. Keep it coming!
guest_8890 : I have to say I'm looking forward to some fresh content. There just aren;t enough sites with balls these days.
L : Cant wait to see what new stories you are going to come up with...
LifeMisled : No go. Hangovers and writing never worked well for me. Come Monday, I'll continue to blow the masses away with my useless stories and brainless wit.
Poigniant Promise : I was hoping for some weekend updates. No dice?
guest_6925 : Take it from a guy who has had a nine to five for over twenty years: if there's another way take it.
LifeMisled : Believe me, it's not nearly as grand as it seems. I'd much rather a 9 to 5...
guest_8497 : Haha seriously, I wish I were a blogger but I would never have anything interesting to say.
L : Told you I would look at your site...interesting way to spend your day
guest_5031 : You have to admit Pam still has a pretty rockin bod for her age
guest_9476 : She looks disgusting with that eye make-up. Fuck her publicist, how about her stylist?
JP : I'm just waiting for little leather clubs and dog collars.
Poigniant Promise : She looks like a tranny at a gay party.
guest_9382 : Thanks for Doutzen!
JP : Suck it
guest_9382 : Have some respect people.
zerotohero : Who the fuck is Alexander McQueen. No disrespect but seriously?
JP : Haha there he is. That white dude really clocked that pussy. Blood everywhere. The best part: when the black dude STFU reaaal quick after getting stomped out.
LifeMisled : Calm the fuck down, my life doesn't revolve around satisfying a post min per day you dickbag.
JP : Where the fuck are you today?
guest_5344 : Haha fucking classic.
zerotohero : There's no way that's a cigarette.
Poigniant Promise : Technically, it's two words. She really is a complete dipshit.
guest_8152 : LOL i haven't heard the word blunt cruising in a while
JP : I wouldn't touch her with your dick but she does occasionally look good.
guest_8637 : At least Hilton still looks decent in a bikini.
guest_2811 : They both looked like shit. My guess: Hangover breakfast.
guest_3732 : Hahahaha I thought the Britney Spears McDonalds for V-Day shit was a joke and checked out it on google. Man what a tool that guy is.
Poigniant Promise : Oh, yeah. Guys hate big tits and a nice face. Let's face it, guys don't care how girls look hot, just that they do. Don't hate the player...
Kellie : LOL. Her tits look pretty fantastic but her whole face looks plastic in the fake sort of way. I can't believe Spencer Pratt actually digs that look.
guest_0387 : Heidi Montag is starting to look like Cher.
Dumpy Dude : I must say I agree.
zerotohero : At least Tiger Woods knows how to pick hot porn stars. That chick looks superhot covered in cum.
JP : Who wants to sit next to a fat guy. It's actually decent to find a company not afraid to enforce the rules with so called celebrities.
guest_2608 : Oh man I heard about S-Bob getting the boot but I had no idea that Southwest blogged about it. What a major PR disaster.
Dumpy Dude : Coming from a fellow fat man I can say that we can help it. We just choose not to. It's easier to be fat.
guest_7995 : Some people legit can't help it.
Kellie : LOL. If by thyroid you mean impulse control.
JP : Yeah, it could be some thyroid condition asshole.
FU : What you said about Kelly Clarkson is appalling. I can't believe one human being could be so unkind to another. You don't even know her.
guest_6823 : LOL "everyone sucks dicks. in prison." I almost pissed myself.
zerotohero : Haha ziiiing!
LifeMisled : Oh, well then that's perfectly acceptable John Mayer.
zerotohero : That I want your cock in my mouth?
LifeMisled : What are you trying to say motherfucker?
zerotohero : LOL. Stories are unusually funny.
JP : I know a fag when I see one and my gaydar says Perez is right. I hate that douchebag as much as anyone else but I think he's telling the truth.
guest_9199 : I'm sure Perez was just talking shit! That's his job.
guest_3823 : I'm sure she would prefer the word "eccentric."
Kellie : This girl is so weird!
Jack : I actually saw her, I was outside the studio for her GMA. I don't know what possessed her to wear that while it was snowing out no less but each to his or her own.
guest_579 : Wow. I really did have no idea what a douchebag that guy was. He was even worse in some of the scattered comments on Playboy.
Kellie : It really paints a vision. A gross one!
guest_0937 : What's wrong with stinkfinger? That's an excellent term.
zerotohero : Poor Anne Hathaway lol
Kellie : LOL ew stinkfinger, really?
guest_9372 : Thanks for the Sports Illustrated pics. I have been looking for these!
JP : Haha I would have said something like that about SI too. Those girls are red hot.
guest_4507 : A little more bitter than usual, I like it!
LifeMisled : Hahaha amended my friend.
Blair : It's 3/4 ton of fat slobs, a ton is 2K lbs.
guest_3298 : I wonder how much they pay the celebrity fit club clowns to embarass themselves on national television like this.
zerotohero : Nice work as usual.
guest_9387 : She definitely does not deserve Gerard Butler though!!!
Kellie : Aniston is pretty fit for a 41 year old woman!
Poigniant Promise : This Sarah Haring is delicious. I liked the high res on that last pic.
JP : What an annoying send off from Lil Wayne. I don't understand why people like rap.
guest_3920 : Finally, after a week of TMZ saying "today is the day" Conrad Murray is charged. Negligence is tough to prove without a witness to testify to that.
guest_3832 : A fashion magazine with full frontal??!!
Poigniant Promise : Holly Madison may have rooted for the wrong team but I would love a date with her. And by date I mean fuck.
JP : I could possibly understand if she jotted down overviews for her speech but she clearly was checking her hand for answers to questions thus proving that the questions were not only pre-determined but also that she couldn't remember simple answers. Palin for Pres!
guest_4065 : Dude that Doritos commercial was hilarious haha
guest_7286 : Who knew a male model would turn out to be a queer?
JP : He looks a like future pedophile in that mugshot.
guest_1112 : I thought this was a joke article initially...
guest_781 : omg
guest_5553 : LOL, does that kid really think he's so good looking he can blow dudes out of an arrest?
Poigniant Promise : There he is! And with Shauna Sand no less.
JP : Seriously, I'm jonesing for my morning titty.
guest_9929 : Where are you??
Kellie : LOL, now that's humor!
zerotohero : Its too bad you don't have a cracker filter for your message box...
guest_3827 : YOOOO! WHAT UP PEEPS??
Poigniant Promise : LOL, Blue Steel. She definitely still tries that sexy, provocative shit but it just doesn't work with all that excess makeup hiding her many flaws.
JP : the guy was being an asshole, he called it. ps- i enjoyed PA's skank-face. She acts like she still has it. Reminds me of Zoolander's "blue steel" or whatever the fuck that was.
guest_222 : Haha I love Mel Gibson, he's one of my favorites. But he just can't help but stay out of negative press somehow.
guest_8867 : Found you on digg. Liked the post enough to "dig" around. Just wanted to say you do good work.
guest_3987 : That aging disease is something else. I feel terrible for that poor girl.
guest_3398 : She really is Megan Fox-esque. She doesn't seem to have those close-up skin problems Megan has either. Megan isn't nearly as chesty either. The tattoos they do have in common. Dark haired beauty right here!
Poigniant Promise : First, those Superbowl commercial bands are retarded. They really didn't warrant a ban. And that hot chick, Clement, I just read she was only like 25 years old. I don't know how I've never heard of this girl. She's like an English Megan Fox!
Kellie : I do have to hand it to this Jessica Clement. She has a very appealing body. It puts most women to shame
ivan : Thank you Doutzen Kroes!!
JP : Fuck it, that thing is never right anyway.
guest_2750 : I can't stand this shit. Six more weeks of winter. And the worst part is that we rely on a fucking groundhog to tell us this?
LifeMisled : Ask and you shall receive. Unfuckingbelievable. I wouldn't have believed it myself until I heard it.
guest_9387 : Dude, I just heard Pants on the Ground. ON THE FUCKING RADIO. It sounded like a studio release. You should throw it up!
guest_1919 : OMG Jessica Simpson is fugly as fuck.
ternips :
guest_3872 : Another season with the Jersey Shore cast? I'd rather watch Murder She Wrote for the rest of my life.
guest_3537 : Haha Rip Torn drunk again. I hope his new mugshot is as good as his last.
LifeMisled : You suggest I implement a message board a year ago and decide to use it for the first time now??!!
AM : That picture of the girl in blue dress is painful. And it doesn't help that her arms have weird red bumps on them....
guest_9798 : What a classless dress that is!
Dumpy Dude : People can usually see my nipples through my shirt. Usually because they sweat through.
zerotohero : Bikinis are such a gift to man.
Kellie : It really IS the week for Victoria's Secret models. Their new campaign should just be putting them all together on an island and letting the paparazzi go crazy.
LifeMisled : I put it up because I had a lot of shit to do today and I didn't need people asking me why there wasn't new content.
Poigniant Promise : Seriously i noticed that too. My life would be over.
JP : What was up with the server maintenance? Finally get taken down haha?
Kellie : LOL that is a weird job, to mess with clothes around a female models ass.
Poigniant Promise : There is a lot of front page hotness here. You're on fire!
guest_9596 : Doutzen Kroes is easily one of my favorite models. Thanks
JP : That's a lot of tit my man.
guest_7530 : Thanks for the Pirelli calendar. I have been dying to check out the full thing.
LifeMisled : I hate people who butcher the English language. Call me a hypocrite but at least when I do it, it's deliberate.
guest_2678 : Found ur site on Digg. Nice work bro.
Poigniant Promise : Miranda Kerr is a goddess.
JP : I love you man.
kerbets : Good Morning!
guest_4495 : OMG that axe commerical was hilarious.
guest_8475 : What lovely tits!
Kellie : That trailer seems pretty funny. That looks like a strange yet humorous cast! And that story about Woods and his wife. It can't be real. No man could be that stupid abut not concealing his text messages.
Poigniant Promise : LOL
JP : I fucking hate beer in those gay aluminum bottles. They get to recycle those pieces of shit and we still have to pay the same amount.
Miami : I live in Miami and there's been a Whopper bar open for a while nearby, they just haven't sold beer yet. I am looking forward to it!
guest_3361 : BK Burger bars. I think McDonalds needs to give up their motto of "I'm lovin it" because I'm loving BK a lot more now.
guest_7824 : Alessandra Ambrosio is gorgeous!
guest_6488 : Loving this site. I like your friends too, just my kind of humor
Paul : Found you on dig. You're definitely going to be a bookmark.
Jenn : Hayden as a red head?! I thought she wouldn't be able to pull that off but it looks pretty good. You go girl!
Dumpy Dude : This Lexingston Steele truly makes me feel inadequate. It didn't take much to start with.
guest_193 : It was probably Russell on her account. He's the funny one!
guest_3938 : Katy Perry is funnier than I gave her credit for.
The General : I like the ridiculous english captions. That guy is a fucking tool.
guest_3843 : Thank you so much for Shauna's vid!
Dan : You're a God.
LifeMisled : By popular demand, I've slotted the post for 3:15. Come back then...
guest_360 : I saw the trailer, it's nothing special!
Poigniant Promise : I don't even think I want to see her sex tape. I'm surprised this is the buzz. Lucy Lawless's sex scene is probably better.
Kellie : Boys and their porn tapes!
guest_3938 : Who would have thought Vivid would be interested in that washed up old bitch.
JP : Even though her lips look like a vagina, I'd like to see that also.
guest_4885 : Post that Shauna Sand tape, I can't find it anywhere!!
zerotohero : You know what's funny is I was watching this on tv but didn't watch Serena play. Looks like I missed her meat cheeks.
Dan : Same here. I was searching for that Serena clip but no site had it. That's fantastic.
guest_2137 : Thanks for Serena. I was on Drunken Stepfather but the video clip was taken off youtube.
Dumpy Dude : I'm on Adult Friend Finder trying to find a replacement wife. I think my picture throws them off. I'm going to just paste my head on a jock looking guy with a huge dick and hope for the best. Wish me luck!
Kellie : This site never fails to entertain in one form or another. Adult friend finder. Is that another way for saying I need someone to have sex with?
JP : I did it. I'm the prankster. And man am I fucking funny.
Poigniant Promise : Seriously TMI guest.
guest_2381 : Dude that story about not shaking enough, my junk does the same shit. The toilet paper idea is pretty great. I'm surprised my girlfriend never noticed, I usually piss before I go to bed and then she gives me head.
LifeMisled : I guess not everyone is as brilliant as you are you fucking site-stalker.
JP : PS- I like the arrow pointing to Kiera Knightley's arm pits. Like I couldn't find the pit stain on my own.
JP : I welcome any procedure that heightens my experience with a woman. No one wants to fuck the d girl of the group.
guest_806 : LOL that Heidi Montag video is pretty funny. What a lame bitch.
kernats :
guest_0589 : Nipple slips are so great.
Kellie : I can't believe Conan O'Brien last shows are coming. I know he was joking but I can't help but feel for the man!
Jack : Insensitive and yet still entertaining.
guest_6462 : That is perhaps one of the most insensitive posts I've ever read.
Poigniant Promise : Conan just keeps kicking NBC. Good for him.
LifeMisled : Calm down J, not all of us flock to websites first thing in the morning.
guest_105 : John Mayer was always a little edgy but I had no idea.
JP : Where's my morning entertainment?! It's nearly 10AM. Color me impatient.
guest_2091 : I got a blowjob from a hooker once.
guest_3821 : You guys are all fucking morons.
Jackie : Well for starters, a little thing called a lawsuit when the real actress says "that's not me" and sue for slander and false advertisement. There's a niche for celebrity look alike kind of porn though. Maybe it would fit there!
Kenji : I had an idea... What's to stop having a sexual relationship with a chick that *looks* like a celebrity and leaking pictures to the press that you were given them. All you need is a decent look a like.
LifeMisled : Yeah, it's called "my life sucks" and it sometimes delays other, lesser parts of my life.
Poigniant Promise : Updating a little later than usual? I like the video content, good to see more of that!
zerotohero : Ziiing!
Kellie : Mischa Barton as a whore. At least the role comes naturally!
JP : Whitney Port is looking pretty good. Who would've known she had a killer body under all those lame clothes.
guest_280 : LOL it's 2 bad Conan's done. That guys show is 2 funny
Ramsey : Those legs look like man legs. If I didn't know better, I would've thought that was a dude wearing a dress.
zerotohero : Admittedly America likes some pretty lame entertainment. That's all it is though- entertainment. It's really no reason to go talking about Iraq.
Kaydo : I hate that fucking song Pants on the Ground. Any asshole could have made something that stupid up and now America is eating this up. No wonder the Middle Easy thinks America is fucking retarded, it's because we are.
Kellie : OMFG. I watched the Golden Globes and never noticed her legs before the awards ceremony! Ewww!
Poigniant Promise : I cannot believe that fat lady's legs. Did she really think that when she wore a dress, no one would see her hairy legs?
LifeMisled : Well, when you run a celebrity blog, you tend to watch events celebrities go to.
JP : I couldn't even watch that shit but Ricky Gervais is one funny motherfucker.
guest_4849 : It looks like I missed some pretty funny shit last night so far as the golden globes. Glad this site could catch me up
kirweds :
Liz : I didn't know Tiger Woods was muscular!
guest_3110 : LMAO. I think Tiger's motto is more like "just do it" and deal with it later.
guest_1690 : Penelope Cruz is one fine piece of ass. Literally!
zerotohero : LOL I watched that Pants on the Ground shit last night. Unbelievable how strange some people are.
Kellie : Oh poor Michael C. I've been a fan since his days in six feet under. I'm glad he's okay!
Poigniant Promise : Man I can't believe Michael C Hall had cancer. How does that guy stay out of the news until he actually wants to be in it?
JP : It's nice to see some full on nipple again. Kudos!
guest_638 : I like ur site
guest_0293 : This is the first time I've read Conan O'Briens letter to the "People of the World." I can't help feel awful for the man. NBC truly are a bunch of greedy d-bags.
guest_3846 : We are but there's something about big tits, a fat free body, and a curves that speak to a man like nothing else. It's not even our fault, it's something hardwired in us.
Kellie : Man are such pigs
JP : She's hot. I don't care how many surgeries it took to look like that. She must have dudes begging for blowjobs.
Kellie : She's cray for doing that many surgeries. So unhealthy!
LifeMisled : You only need to ask once, my friend. It's just a theme I've customized, you can find Wordpress themes all over the web.
guest_9372 : How did you get a format like this? I like the web design!
zerotohero : This site just gets better and better.
Poigniant Promise : I don't even watch comedy shows, so I could care less. Megan Fox in Armani lingerie on the other hand.
JP : I have to say NBC's handling of their late night shit is starting to piss even me off. Did they really think that this transition was going to go over with a smile? And now they're just creating problems with their fan base.
guest_2345 : Haha vajazzling? Really?
guest_5897 : Hahaha period pants
Kellie : Eva Mendez is doing CK??
Poigniant Promise : I wish I could subscribe to FHM Australia.
LifeMisled : Thanks. The site renovations aren't quite finished. I have a few more tricks up my sleeve but it's going to be a bit. Look for more great stuff coming.
JP : Yeah dude, I gotta say this new design continues to deliver. Nice to see some better content today too haha.
jmmyk12 : like the new site!
Poigniant Promise : I wish I lived in New York. No pants day? Imagine all the girls you see in a day that you wish didn't have pants. Then imagine not having to wish.
Kellie : That movie looks more like a porn!
LifeMisled : Any advertising inquiries, etc., will be answered via admin@lifemisled.com
JP : Happy Monday. Back to the grind!
guest_6677 : I enjoy your site. Looks like you're growing. Any interest in a partnership?
LifeMisled : I just have awesome taste in music.
guest_5829 : Sick playlist
LifeMisled : Welcome back.
Dumpy Dude : Don't mind if I do you prick.
LifeMisled : I was fucking joking but thanks for the TMI, my friend. Feel free to continue using my board for self-therapy.
Dumpy Dude : I refused to go to the gym and told her she should accept me for who I am. Something tells me it wasn't about my body fat count though.
LifeMisled : Maybe you deserved it you fat slob.
Dumpy Dude : I haven't graced your website with my presence for a while. Don't worry, I'm still portly. Same old story. My wife officially left me. Nice new design.
guest_744 : LOL you wish about Megan Fox. Me 2.
zerotohero : That's definitely the story of the week.
Kellie : That is so funny LOL. And I liked the Megan Fox wishful thinking!
JP : Yeah but think about it. If you can get your dick into the tailpipe initially, you can obviously get it out. It's pure logic. I assume the boner trapped it, yes. But who still has a boner through that ordeal. Sick bastard.
Poigniant Promise : From what I gathered, the fact that he had a boner was the reason his dick was stuck and I guess once it was stuck it further engorged it?
JP : What I don't get is how his boner wasn't instantly outweighed by the fact he had seven dudes working around his dick with a metal grinder.
guest_7058 : How embarrassing is that?? Even if I did get stuck in a tailpipe, I think I'd rather die there.
guest_5414 : Haha that Artie Lange line was harsh but funny.
Kellie : And I still feel sorry for Artie Lange How miserable do you have to be to resort to stabbing yourself to death??
Kellie : Touche!
LifeMisled : No need to speak lightly around me. I used to work full time and do this website. I was also taking xanax at work just to deal with it all. Now, our company outsourced shit and I'm full time blogging. I still find time to pay my bills, look for other work, and do shit around the house. This site helps keep my mind sharp. How else can I be so fucking funny every time I post.
Kellie : I can agree that women overreact to certain scenarios but from what she said in the video this guy made no effort to help pay bills and sat on a couch all day. Even if Life Misled sat on a couch all day, at least he's working on this site and doing SOMETHING.
Seven2Midnight : I cringed as I watched that PS3 video. I wouldn't have believed it if it werent for the reactions. My girl gives me SO much shit for gaming now that Im not working. As if the games have anything to do with the fact that there aint jobs out there.
Poigniant Promise : I still can't believe that shit about Artie Lange. He never seemed the suicidal type. He had a job, a decent comedian. And a knife? Really?
JP : I'm all for abusing dietary supplements so long as the payoff is tangible. I want my bitch in top shape.
guest_3578 : Yeah but she still looks fiiiiine
guest_3256 : Kim K is such a hypocrite!
guest_9498 : LOL OMFG. I haven't seen that wheel of fortune clip before. Epic stupidity.
guest_1704 : LMAO. I haven't heard about Amanda Bynes for years.
Len : Thanks for Lily Cole mate
Kellie : Tiger Woods looks much different under the hood than I would have thought! And who would've guessed he was so profane in that GQ interview!
guest_9382 : So excited for the new season of Lost. Thanks for the promo pics. I'm definitely one of the conspiracy theorists that there are clues in these pictures!
Poigniant Promise : LOL
JP : Why is that the girls with the best tits are also the ugliest?
guest_8011 : Big fan of your site. Keep it up!
Kellie : LOL. I mean you do, it's just usually in news form.
JP : Probably because this site isn't a fag hangout.
Jackie : Why don't you ever post pictures of men?
Tim : Wladimir Klitschko? Really?
Poigniant Promise : The site does look pretty amazing. I also haven't seen this much bikini in one day. You are the man.
JP : Dude. The site looks so much different. Nice work.
guest_391 : I love the site upgrade. It looks great.
LifeMisled : Thanks for the heads up. I'm working on it. I think I fucked up some coding in the music player.
guest_1085 : Shit looks great in Mozilla but not so great in IE. Don't know if you knew!
LifeMisled : Thanks. The paging is off. It's something I am looking into and will hopefully resolve tonight.
guest_2959 : Site is looking great. I can't seem to go through the pages though?
XxDreamWeaverXx : Keep up the fantastic work. This site is great. Well, the sidebar vids could use more frequent updates. Otherwise great site! Happy New Year.
JP : The big 2000?? That's a lot of fucking posts. You should go outside sometimes.
Peter : Happy New years, mate. And congrats on the 2000th post. Here's to 2000 more!
Jake : Happy 2k
guest_3809 : Happy 2000! I seldom comment but this is one of my top sites in the day to day. Keep it up.
Kellie : LMAO. I like the birthday hat. It's so... gay. I mean festive
Ralph : Until your girlfriend is a national sensation being featured in magazines worldwide, no one really gives two shits.
guest_9382 : If you can imagine it my girlfriend's tits are bigger than Sophie Howard's. I think she's hotter too.
Poigniant Promise : There are a lot of bikinis this week. Not that I am complaining.
LifeMisled : It's an inside jab of sorts. Calm the fuck down.
JP : Don't be a fucking pansy.
guest_3934 : It's insensitive to say drummers are replaceable in the same article as a drummer's death!
LifeMisled : Lost my touch? Fuck you. Some days are just shit for news.
JP : Another brilliant news day for Life Misled. I was beginning to think you lost your touch.
zerotohero : and you say you don't get exclusives!
Poigniant Promise : I have to hand it to you. Both clever and enjoyable.
JP : Hahahahaha. I should've known you would do a cunt punt poster for Michael Lohan. Haha.
Geoff : A friend of mine told me about your site so I decided to check it out. It definitely delivers. Just thought you should know.
Kellie : What's with this Jon Gosselin shit. I know he likes the media but I doubt he likes it enough to generate a publicity stunt after the Heene shit that landed them jail time for false statements. I doubt even Jon is that dumb.
Poigniant Promise : haha only here dude.
zerotohero : okay, what kind of douchebag goes on a celebrity gossip site and brags about getting a gaming system for christmas?
guest_0389 : Got a PS3 for xmas!
LifeMisled : I surprise even myself at times.
JP : And he's back as advertised. I figured you would just blur one weekend of drinking into the next and we'd see you in a full week.
Deet : Thanks for the pics. Look forward to more next week!
guest_3938 : I think those topless pictures are the best gift I could've got. Thanks!
zerotohero : And here I thought I was the only one sitting on the internet for Christmas
guest_3843 : Merry Christmas to all!
JP : Haha I almost shit my pants when I watched that HP video. I can't believe I haven't seen this yet.
Poigniant Promise : I expected you to take a hiatus until after the holidays. Glad to see I still have some entertainment between wanting to kill myself while my girlfriend's family invades my home.
LifeMisled : It's true...
JP : HAHA i had that one coming all year.
LifeMisled : Eh, I'd say the same to you but I already know you've estranged yourself to the point where no one loves you.
JP : I fucking hate when people spell like their four years old. I see you're not too busy for the first leg of Christmas Eve if you're posting here my friend?
Pete : I love ur site man. It's straight up shit I would write.
Kellie : LOL at that Santa Tracker. I can't believe there are factions of our *government* that are actually sponsoring this thing.
LifeMisled : You do mean I could have been a little more SENSITIVE? I suppose but what's the fun in that?
guest_3984 : You could have been a little more senstive about the baby story.
guest_1493 : That Repo Men trailer looks sick!
zerotohero : LOL
JP : Don't be a faggot and bring that 1st shit noobs due in internet forums. No one gives a fuck if you were the first comment on the chat board this morning.
guest_3634 : Christmas Eve bitches. 1st!
Nic : This Cheryl Tweedy is pretty fine. It's a shame I don't know who she is.
Kellie : LOL santa has to pay his elves. That's an awesome stick up line!
Poigniant Promise : Those Q pictures are something out of batman. She'd make a good superhero movie type.
guest_3827 : LOL @ that robbery vid. I love that the dude stayed in character.
JP : Steven Tyler in rehab again. What a surprise. I whacked off quite a few times to those pictures of Ambrosio too. Man is she hot.
LifeMisled : All we have in the East Coast is fucking Wendy's and it's just some little red-headed cartoon bitch. No hot sluts doing promotions for them.
zertotohero : That Kim Kardashian promo is insane. It's definitely going to put Carl's back on the map. Just in her honor, I'm going to grab a Carls salad on the way home.
Kellie : That is one scandalous commerical LOL. And that trailer is too funny!
guest_3821 : Thanks for the KIm K ad. SO HOT!!!
Poigniant Promise : I hope you were whacking it to Kim K and not that little girl from the trailer.
Dumpy Dude : I have to hand it to her. Seriously, I mean I handed it to her and jizzed all over myself.
JP : That movie looks ridiculous but I'm still going to watch it in 2010. And Kim K. Holy shit. That got my dick hard.
Cheech : Had I known Jimmy Choo looked like that in a bikini I might have bought my girlfiend a pair or too just to support her.
guest_3980 : Thanks for the Tara Reid PB pics!
Opie : Like the sit. A bit deranged but so am I.
LifeMisled : Ziiing.
Poigniant Promise : At least some people don't have to worry about getting her Christmas gifts.
Kellie : A lot of high profile celebrity deaths this year. How bizarre!
Dumpy Dude : I'm a fat guy. If my wife killed herself, it probably is because I make her miserable.
guest_9301 : What an asshole article about Mrs Murphy. I don't think the weight of her husband had anything to do with her death.
guest_3847 : RIP Brittany Murphy!
JP : Damn, I can't believe Murphy is dead. Bitch probably OD'd. So cliche.
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LifeMisled : Alright, enough with the self-pity shit. That's my job.
Dumpy Dude : Well that explains why my marriage is an utter failure.
Kellie : She's not a ho. She just knows what guys want. That video will be viewed like a million times I'm sure. Besides, being a psych major I can honestly say that having good bedroom chemistry is over half of a relationship.
JP : He's right. That's a ho you marry.
zerotohero : Dude that porno was awesome. If I had a girlfriend I would totally try a reenactment. Something tells me even if I did she wouldn't.
LifeMisled : Stop harassing my guests you asshole.
JP : What a nerdy tool
guest_3832 : Thanks for the Iron Man 2 Trailer. So excited. Rourke should make an awesome villain.
JP : oh man, that cast is fucking really dumb
Dumpy Dude : I want to get manhandled by Jessica Stroup.
guest_0276 : That's sad about Mr. Disney. Cancer is always a tough battle.
guest_3982 : I need to start watching Californication!
Kellie : You have posted more stuff in two days than you usually do in a week! Good material as usual. FYI for her, that's a very small amount of weight she's using!
gest_2983 : Thanks for Audrina!
JP : I know some people like big asses and all that but this is just freak show shit with CoCo.
LifeMisled : I do try.
Kubric : I like the content of your site. You don't seem to rely too heavily on any one thing and it's refreshing to hear some real opinions instead of that spoon-fed, media-friendly bullshit.
Ken : At least Toby Keith raps decently. I couldn't ever picture him doing that.
guest_3939 : That trailer looks sick!
Kellie : It's funny, you can validate pieces of this because during a lot of Yankee games you could see Kate Hudson front row. She was certainly not shy about her presence.
zerotoheo : LOL about the Michael Lohan story.
LifeMisled : Unemployment does leave gaping holes in one's life. Time appears to be one of them.
Poigniant Promise : You're on fire today. I can't even keep up with the reading.
JP : LOL, I love these stupid spammers on your board. It's always something you would have to be a total dipshit to buy into.
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Poigniant Promise : Not to take away from Snooki getting punched in the face but the amount of tit truly is overload. Thank you sir.
Jay : It's a lot smaller when you hear about the incident and Google different sites that have videos or content. That's how I came across this one. I bookmarked it. Good stuff here.
Kellie : You went to school with the kid that punched that chick in the face?? Small world.
Jay : I went to school with Brad Ferro. The kid is a huge douchebag. I don't know how he ever landed a teaching job.
zerotohero : That Axl Rose shit was pretty epic. In all fairness, he did warn the dude to back off.
Dumpy Dude : I just came to those Nuts pictures.
JP : And you're a faggot. I'm glad I got to see the fine amount of titty in your Nuts Magazine post. And who the fuck bitches about tits? They deserve a punch in the dick.
guest_3409 : You're sick.
Kellie : Lilo looks like such a skank in that video.
JP : That's one hell of a visual "jerk off with sandpaper while having a little asian kid slice your testicles with razor blades."
LifeMisled : Upgrades gone awry.
guest_9339 : What's up with the site??
OneClick : Haha right? I get weird stuff like that on my board too.
LifeMisled : I appreciate that. I do have to ask, why not just use the assigned "guest" nick if you prefer to remain anonymous? Why bother typing anonymous.
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guest_0931 : I thought that clip was awesome. I love the dude in the hat in the background just watching the whole thing.
LifeMisled : Well, that depends on who you ask.
guest_3838 : Have a little compassion people. Guys hitting girls is not comedy fodder.
JP : Haha that's an awesome clip. I never would've watched that show but now I want to see this chick get punched in real time.
Poigniant Promise : LOL. You're right.
LifeMisled : I just had to say this for the record. The word is Poignant not pogniant. Even despite its pronunciation.
Dumpy Dude : It's been a while. I missed quite a bit. I had some surgery and I'm sure I was missed. I'd like to do a line off Lindsay Lohan's titties while my wife curses me out in the background for being fat and lazy. I bet she would be into that.
guest_3432 : The Hilton sisters have to be the most annoying duo. And who bites the hand that feeds? Criticizing the cops won't help her find her "stolen" valuables.
Kellie : I do believe she is. She had a twitter post that alluded to it. And someone needs to tell Lohan that she's not a fucking model.
zerotohero : His leg looks raw man. Gnarly. I like those Curry pis too. She is one piece of ass. I thought she was married though?
JP : The rumor was DJ AM's mother was suing for wrongful death. I'm not sure how that will go, it's a tougher to prove.
guest_5788 : I'm glad to see Travis finally got some closure. It really is too bad for AM. It's possible his relapse was due to the pain from the accident.
LifeMisled : I do what I can. Note the tramp stamps on the front and rear to signify that she is a whore both in the front and rear.
Poigniant Promise : Carrie Underwood is a true piece of ass. Thanks for sharing.
Kellie : I do have to say I can understand the perspectives. Struggling marriage, life on the road, celebrity stardom, etc. Morally he should have broke it off. Legally I'm not sure how much difference it makes. Like zero said if your wife is going to take half, it might as well be for a reason.
zerotohero : And what, she keeps half either way? I would've fucked who I wanted and at least gone out in style.
guest_3838 : It is appalling that Tiger Woods could carry on affairs with so many women. If his marriage was at THAT point, he should've just filed for divorce.
JP : I laughed out loud at the same thing. They really are cunts.
guest_5570 : LOL "the cunts from the view"
Kelli : LOL
LifeMisled : Well, I appreciate that but you sound like a mom telling her retarded, bastard child that he's still "special."
Kelli : I think the site is fine the way it is!
LifeMisled : No, sir. I was hoping the software upgrade would help me do some cooler shit but it turns out it didn't and it was all a waste of time.
Poigniant Promise : Glad to see the upgrades went alright. I saw the site out of whack for a while and thought maybe you were down.
JP : Oh go fuck yourself. She's hot and these pics are bound to land on any popular website.
guest_1771 : Posting Miley's pics is so inappropriate.
LifeMisled : Site is getting an upgrade on my end and it's fucking with my code. Bear with.
JP : What's up with the sidebars?
guest_3839 : Happy Friday people. Looking forward to some more content
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Kellie : Taylor Swift's video was probably just viral, meant to help promote a song or record. I work in promotions and it's how a lot of things are done.
Poigniant Promise : LOL. And way to lay it on Aretha LOL.
JP : I shit you not, I've literally seen those ex pills before.
guest_5521 : Oh man Taylor Swift is looking fine in a bikini!
flypside : What a tool. At least he's not playing fucking Snaker or something.
guest_9312 : Oh my good god. I can officially say I have seen it all. A twittered/facebooked union.
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zerotohero : LOL
LifeMisled : I feel like I just got Tiger Woods' wife on my message board.
FuckTigerWoods : Fuck that lying cheating piece of shit. He can take his apologies and shove them up his lying ass.
guest_3939 : I can't even begin to tell you how trashy that stupid ad is. I can't believe it was ever published. It's fucking funny though.
LifeMisled : That's how I roll. I'm fucking awesome like that. And humble, too.
Poigniant Promise : I've been reading bits and pieces of a million different stories. Audio, video, one girl, another girl. Thanks for putting the WHOLE story together. I swear some sites are so hasty to report minor details that you literally have to read ten sites to get the full scoop.
guest_9338 : What a true disappointment.
Kellie : I am speechless really. This insane. It's funny too, right on the heels of Letterman but somehow Letterman was able to play the victim card because he was extorted rather than just "caught."
JP : He did some squeaky clean but let's not forget people have affairs all the time. Let's not trump this up simply because of his celebrity status. None of us know the quality of his marriage or his history with his wife who may have contributed to his accident mind you.
guest_5067 : Man I would not have expected that of Tiger Woods
Kellie : Just shows how petty law officials can be.
JP : It takes a special kind of asshole to fine a guy for crashing his car on his own property.
Ken : i was just reading that obama would be announcing a plan to withdraw troops over a three year period. I wonder if Michael Moore had anything to do with that?
guest_5466 : Pete Doherty is such a jackass. They should just leave his junky ass in jail.
Keither : Just hit this page from a forum and I gotta say it's medley of manliness. I intend to spread the word. Right after I spread my seed.
guest_4481 : Thanks for the Brit babes mate. I hate paying for those rags.
zerotohero : seriously. 4 marriages? i think its time to consider going gay.
Kellie : The album was okay, I liked the track with Kanye West on it (call me a girl). And just because he doesn't want to talk about an embarassing accident doesn't mean he has anything to hide. The guy has never been in any sort of media scrutiny at all, he probably doesn't even know how to handle it or is following the direction of a PR/Management group.
Poigniant Promise : I LOLed about that woman falling video. I know it's all kinds of wrong but still, she's okay and it's still pretty funny.
Poigniant Promise : It is conceivable the man just wants privacy. Admittedly it was odd he was traveling at that hour but we've all traveled later and have no celebrity status. The name of the guy's yacht is "Privacy" what do you expect?
JP : And the album sucks btw
JP : I don't know about this Tiger Woods shit. If it was a simple "I hit a tree pulling with my gigantic SUV" it would be a lot more painless to just say so.
guest_1941 : Dude been waitin for this album to leak thanx
5. March 2010
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