Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

There are two things that surprise me about these pictures of Sophie Bush and her bikini on the set of One Tree Hill. First and foremost, I’m surprised One Tree Hill hasn’t been canceled. Also, I thought Sophie Bush would be fatter because she always wears clothes that don’t show much else other than her tits pressed together. It’s nice to see her airing out her body. I wasn’t really surprised that she was pointing at her castmate’s dick with a look of surprise. Maybe it’s just the fact that I think women find dicks irresistible.

Imagine my surprise when I saw these GD sexy pictures of Britney Spears and her bitch-face shopping with her mother last week. I can barely contain my wood. It’s a good thing I have such a soft spot for these beautiful women.

After the last couple of weeks of my life being an absolute shit-storm, I take any positive news as if it’s the best possible fortune. Now, imagine how I feel about my good fortune when Victoria’s Secret hotty, Alessandra Ambrosio, was photographed in some compromising positions while in St. Barth’s for a photoshoot. If it weren’t for the fact that she poses in compromising positions for a living I might actually feel bad.

Lindsay Lohan is suing the business E-Trade for airing their Superbowl commercial which Lohan claims targeted her. The commercial in question features a female baby with a voiceover that asks, “…And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” Apparently, Hohan thinks that having one of the most common names on the planet is enough to sue the world. Or at least E-Trade for a hundred mill plus rights to the commercial. Talk about your typical crying over spilled milk…

I have found over the years that it’s often more graceful and it makes you look better if you bow out of something before you lose. For example, I could fight for Kim Kardashian’s love but it’s pretty hard to beat Reggie Bush’s six-pack and gigantic arms. Ultimately, I could suffer the indignity of revealing my pale, Irish drinking body or I can simply say, “You can have her,” as if I had a choice and made it.

Enjoy these pictures of Kim Kardashian in Costa Rica with her fucking meathead.

Julie Bowen, who I only know as Jack Shephard’s wife in a few episodes of Lost, was on the beaches of Maui in her bikini last weekend. Seldom do I complain about bikini-clad women but I really don’t feel she did any of us a service. Her body raises more questions than it does answers. Bowen turned 40 earlier this month and I can’t say it’s not taking it’s toll. She looks like she could be pregnant yet her arms and other portions of her seem skinny. I am confused but here are the pictures anyway.

Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani takes the cake for the most annoying name. It sounds like she was married and divorced twice and just kept the names. I wish I could tell you who she was, too, but I can’t. I can tell you she took her bikini to the beaches of Miami and if it weren’t for that, she wouldn’t be on this site.

Check it out… 40+ HQ’s…

Daniel Angerer recently took to his blog to publicize his latest cheese-making endeavor. Angerer has been using his wife, Lori Mason’s, tit-milk to make a “more natural type of cheese.”

From his blog:

I was concerned a little bit with the thought of making cheese out of mother’s milk. I wondered if it was ethnical – since I haven’t seen it on any restaurant menu yet. Conclusion – my spouse agreed — our baby has plenty back-up mother’s milk in the freezer so whoever wants to try it is welcome to try it as long as supply lasts (please consider cheese aging time).

Here’s the back-up supply of their “mommy milk,” also a picture from his blog:

According to a review from The Post, we’re not missing much: “It was slippery, slightly crunchy and tasted like pickles. I give it a thumbs down.”

City officials have also determined the milk is a health risk and will not allow an establishment to sell it to customers. Angerer and his wife have discussed having tasting parties at their apartment or at a local park with wine.

There’s nothing like a little tit milk and Reisling.

In January, Rozlyn Papa, a contestant on ABC’s The Bachelor was booted from the show amid allegations she slept with the show’s producer. Papa denies these allegations and said they have an adverse effect on her seven year old child. I guess blowing a twelve inch black guy is a totally different story though. Check out the Rozlyn Papa clip that can be found over on Pornhub.

There’s still no word from the Papa camp denying the video is actually her but she her rep has stated Papa has “no knowledge of any tape.”

I’ve been getting comments and e-mails asking why things have been slow on the post-front. The truth is, things have been busy. My life lately has demanded my attention and being the sole owner and operator of the site, well, that makes posting difficult. Obviously, I know the affect that not keeping up with the times can have and as such, I am trying to make time where I can.

Thank you to my loyal viewers for their patience. I look forward to continue serving the content you’re used to.