Penny Lancaster is a huge bitch, standing at 6’1″. Bitch should’ve been a basketball player but she chose the modeling life instead. Anyway, bitch is known for doing modeling work for the UK Ultimo, who recently signed Gemma Atkinson to do their busty modeling. After five years of work for the company, her contract expired and Lancaster wasn’t resigned. Instead Rachel Hunter, a “higher profile” model was picked up by Ultimo. Hunter, who was dating rocker Rod Stewart, ended up picking up the contract during a split with Stewart.

Lancaster may have been the smaller model of the two but bitch stole Rod Stewart from Hunter and they’re married now. Ultimo CEO, Michelle Mone, said she had always wanted Hunter but settled for Lancaster because she was significantly cheaper to hire. Ultimately, no one really gives a fuck but I imagine Lancaster’s pride took a beating and I’m sure it’s a comfort when she’s fucking her enemy’s ex. I know shit was a comfort for me, when I was banging my enemy’s exes.

Looking back on it, I’d call us all even… They were pretty good, even if I was awful and on the back end of their last thousand lays…

Check out these Penny Lancaster upskirt pictures that don’t show any beef curtains…