I’m already half in the bag and by half in the bag, I mean I’m drunk ’cause I couldn’t jerk myself off to completion. I guess that’s just as well ’cause if I can’t finish the job it probably means I’d be too lazy to play cleanup and I’m tired of waking up with a cum-crusted belly and no recollection of why, only to assume that I must’ve come home with a gay dude or assumed that my roommate jerked off on me because of some weird sexual tension shit…

Either way, I seem to be able to type fine… I blame years of drunk-IMs… It’s kind of like those people who have committed the backwards alphabet to memory so shit’s not a problem during DUI tests. Then came the breathalyzer…

Anyway, I feel like I haven’t filled my quota of race-related pictures, so I decided to cover Rosie Perez and her huge fuckin’ fat-tits complete with offensive nipples. A while ago I learned fat people have big tits but they’re an illusion, really. Why, you ask? Everything has to be in proportion… A fat person with tiny tits would look fuckin’ ridiculous… Not to mention that I think their fat rolls are situated in such a way that it serves as a natural push-up bra. I’ve never really had an experience with a fat chick that I can remember, so I don’t know for certain.

What I do know is that Rosie Perez covers my quotas… I’ve got a fat mexican bitch showin’ nipples through her shit like people want to see them. I’m kind of offended that I had to look at those shits. For a fat chick, she’s got some nice tits, though. Fuck stress balls, I’d be squeezing them titties for relief while I’m stroking my useless cock…

Here are some pictures of Rosie Perez and her fat tits with hard nipples…