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    Demi Lovato’s Ass Eats Her Thong Bikini

    17. June 2010

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    Personally, I’m more of a tits kind of guy. I blame the white guy in me for that. However, these pictures of Demi Lovato’s ass eating her thong-bikini and her picking constant wedgies caught my attention. Lovato has a pretty fantastic ass and when she turns 18, I will see if I can hit that [...]

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    Justice?

    23. December 2009

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    The Heene parents masterminded a hoax claiming their young son, Falcon, floated away on a homemade weather balloon that was improperly tethered. Their bogus claim led to a massive hunt with local and federal authorities. However, an investigation after the boy was found in the family attic proved that the claims were a publicity stunt [...]

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    I Feel Smarter Already

    17. December 2009

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    I’m really not going to qualify this shit with much talk here. Let’s just say that MTV obviously doesn’t screen for IQ when they pick up douchebags for reality tv shows. Snookie, The Situation, and Pauly D hit Jay Leno last night and Leno made them regret that decision. There were some highlights but mostly [...]

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    Mystery Face-Puncher Revealed

    11. December 2009

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    The other day I posted an animated gif of Jersey Shore castmate Snooki getting socked in the face by a dude at the bar last August. MTV aired the clip along with an anti-violence PSA in hopes to diffuse the fallout from the already unpopular show. Brad Ferro, 23, was identified as the dude who [...]

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    It’s That Important

    2. December 2009

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    It’s official. A once unknown dude, Dana Hanna (I know fucking really girly name, right?), will be ultra-famous. For about five minutes. During his wedding ceremony he used his mobile phone to not only change his relationship status to married on Facebook, but also to send out a tweet announcing that the couple had become [...]

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    They Didn’t Crash the Party

    1. December 2009

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    Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the two people accused of crashing the Whitehouse State Dinner last Sunday and thus sparking a national debate of this nation’s security, appeared on this morning’s Today with Matt Lauer. The couple has been in the media a great deal over the last few days because they were reality show considerations [...]

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    LifeTits- I’ve Got Nothin’ Else to Post Style

    22. May 2009

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    I’ve been checkin’ my contacts and the celebrity radar but it’s been an unusually quiet front. Unfortunately, for some websites that don’t offer a rock-your-tits-or-anything-else-you-will-show-me-for-free-style contests, there’s nothin’ left to do but head to the bars early and enjoy your holiday weekend. I’m dedicated to the cause and I couldn’t leave you hanging this weekend [...]

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    Spencer Pratt Got a Big Fucking Mouth

    14. May 2009

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    Personally, I only know Spencer Pratt is the trust-fund baby from The Hills. This motherfucker had an interview with Complex magazine regarding his new rap career in the making. In that interview, he said he he was more “fly” and had “tons of money” in regard to why he had more swagger than Asher Roth. [...]

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    Nikkala Soto Got Mens Health UK

    15. April 2009

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    I don’t know why the UK always seems to get better fuckin’ magazines than we do… Their versions of Maxim UK have titty and nudity while our’s just has bitches in bras. They have a million different notable titty mags including Nuts and Front, both of which feature chicks with much bigger tits than our [...]

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    Vince Shlomi Got Some Leaked Pictures

    8. April 2009

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    I don’t know about you motherfuckers but I like to spend my weekends in $750 a night hotel rooms with thousand dollar hookers who bite my tongue ’til I have to punch ‘em in the face to get it back. If you laughed ’cause it sounds fuckin’ retarded, I don’t blame you. However, I shit [...]

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