2008 May | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


    • Archive | May, 2008

    Audrina Patridge Got a Girlfriend

    31. May 2008

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    I was thinkin’ the other day that I got more play when I was single. I might have been broke paying for hookers or trying to get some frumpy club slut so drunk that she didn’t care if I was ugly as fuck and would never talk to her and would probably just dry hump [...]

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    Christina Milian Got Some Exit-Pussy

    31. May 2008

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    I got this e-mail this weekend… Hey Dude, I like the site, you keep it tight. If it’s possible I’d like to see more pussy shots and topless chicks. Good work on the site bro. Josh I wrote him back… Hey Josh, As you know I work for Kudos and not the links that you faggots aren’t clickin’. Your sister just [...]

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    Helen Hunt Got a Droopy Rump

    31. May 2008

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    I’ve been spending a lot of time dropping anal hints on this website ’cause I know the girlfriend checks it out sometimes and I figure eventually she will succumb to peer pressure or I’ll just roofie her one night. So, I got this e-mail today about an alternative option and I’ll include the pic ’cause [...]

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    Marisa Miller Got Cleave For Spike TV

    31. May 2008

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    So, once again I haven’t done much updating but this time I can’t really blame myself ’cause I couldn’t log back into my fuckin’ account. In one of my recent posts, I mentioned that my host forced me to change my password. During that process, those motherfuckers assigned some impossibly long string of numbers and [...]

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    Eva Longoria Got Minimum Wage

    27. May 2008

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    I got this e-mail last night… Hello Bob, I just thought I would stick up for women in general. I realize that some of your site is humor intentioned, dark as it may be. However, you treat women like objects. Take for example your girlfriend who you obviously take for granted on a regular basis. It would [...]

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    Petra Nemcova Got Some Cleavage For AIDS

    27. May 2008

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    A while ago some fuckin’ bitch started talking shit to the girl I was dating that later became “the girlfriend.” Bitch was sayin’ I picked up AIDS from this slut who was a friend of a friend at a bar. I guess there are some advantages to having AIDS… I’m applying to the Make a [...]

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    Tommy Lee Got a Middle Finger For You

    27. May 2008

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    I would’ve updated a little sooner but it turns out my shitty host decided to change my fucking password without my permission for safety purposes… Dear Bob Coughlin, We’ve recently done an audit of HostGator’s web hosting services and have found that many of our customers have a weak password. In an attempt to secure your hosting further [...]

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    Madonna Got Some Nipples

    25. May 2008

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    I woke up today and I was hoping to come up with a degrading list of shit I could do to the girlfriend but then I realized I would just be wasting my time ’cause she wouldn’t do any of it. I guess I just like to think that I’m important enough to do fucked [...]

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    Lindsay Lohan Got Some Undies

    25. May 2008

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    I got this email this week… Bob, Your blog Life Misled- Corporate Attitude caught our attention. I’m the founder of a recently launched startup for bloggers. We are searching the internet for the world’s blogs by geography, and we found yours for Worcester. I would like to invite you to our site which plots the content [...]

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    Sharon Stone Got Some Cellulite in Her Ass

    25. May 2008

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    I got this email in the last couple of weeks… Hello “Bob” If that is your real name… You spend way too much time tearing celebrities down when you’re probably just a sad, lost human being. Something tells me that your reaction conversion says more about you than you ever could about a celebrity. There’s no excuse [...]

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