2008 July | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


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    Michelle Marsh Got Loaded

    30. July 2008

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    What is there to say? Michelle Marsh; huge, natural 32FF tits of perfection. Loaded Magazine’s September 2008 issue. Loaded is right… Not only is the bitch stacked but you can bet dudes are rifling off loads across this bitch’s spread. You’re welcome, you sexual deviant…

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    Paula Rubio Got a Latin Body

    30. July 2008

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    The girlfriend’s always givin’ me shit for not branching out and being more adventurous. Truth is, I’m a pretty boring motherfucker and I stick to my selfish ways ’cause in the end, I’m the most important person there is and if I’m not happy I’m bound to make everyone else around me feel the same [...]

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    New York Cop Got Busted

    30. July 2008

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    I don’t often post videos that don’t relate to celebrities suckin’ dicks or fuckin’ scumbags ’cause that’s the theme of this site and breakin’ tradition would be like breakin’ your sister’s hymen and let’s face it, guys like me don’t get much pussy… Anyway, a news story came up today that was somewhat local, being an [...]

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    Kim Kardashian Got a Big Rack

    29. July 2008

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    The girlfriend talks a lot about her ass ’cause apparently havin’ a big ass is some sort of ethnic, chick-pride shit that I wasn’t aware of… I notice white girls are all like “my ass is so big ugggh” and then chicks who are black, yellow, green, whatever, are all proud of how much their [...]

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    Shauna Sand Got Some Sand Bags

    29. July 2008

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    I woke up recently and decided maybe it was time I stopped my douchebaggery. Maybe I would go out and look for a real job. Maybe I would stop writing disgusting fucking shit on my website. Maybe I would stop making of fun of celebrities ’cause inside I’m just sad that my dick is shorter [...]

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    Mischa Barton Got Crack

    27. July 2008

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    While I was resorting to beggin’ for blowjobs, negotiating with National Grid to get power in my apartment, and tryin’ to dutch oven the girlfriend this weekend, Mischa Barton was off with her boyfriend who’s more like a girlfriend in some weird fuckin’ bathing suit. I’m not sure what the appeal of mesh is, other [...]

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    Audrina Patridge Got Money Makers

    27. July 2008

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    This chick had a question for me… Hello… You seem to hate most everyone, is there anyone you do like? From, Jen And I had the answer… Hey Jen, Yes. Those people are few and far between, though. If you’re into PR, maybe you can alter my image for the better. xoxoxoxo, Bob Coughlin CEO www.lifemisled Speakin’ of people I like few and far between… This is the [...]

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    Bai Ling Got a Tramp Stamp

    24. July 2008

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    I was talkin’ to the girlfriend recently about her tramp stamp ’cause we were at some party last weekend and everytime someone mentioned tattoos, she felt the need to lift the back of her shirt and pull her pants down enough to display her tramp stamp. For some people, talkin’ about their tattoos isn’t enough, [...]

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    Michelle Hunziker Got Some Dumpy Friends

    23. July 2008

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    I was recently musing about how I tend to date chicks who have dumpy, disgusting friends. My ex-girlfriend of a few years had this one dumpy friend who was nice enough but not the type of chick you’d be in a hurry to hang out with and certainly not the type of chick you’d wanna [...]

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    Audrina Patridge Got Fans

    23. July 2008

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    I got this e-mail while I was pretending to do work at my desk… Hey Man, I just wanted to say that I think your site is fucking great. Everything about it is something I would’ve done. The sidebar links are funny, your stories and captions are funny, and this site was very well thought out. I’m [...]

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