2008 October | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


    • Archive | October, 2008

    Obama Got a Slutty Mama

    31. October 2008

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    So, I was reading through my extensive hate mail collection ’cause apparently bein’ the dude at your family party who molests the little cousins ’cause they still got tight vaginas isn’t acceptable but who’s to say unless you’ve partaken? Robby, I think your a flavorless dick. Your website is full of profanity that on occassion does not [...]

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    Katie Price Got Tits for Hair Care

    29. October 2008

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    I got this e-mail in this week among quite a few others. I guess I provoked some of you into acting like I fucked your mother and then made you eat cum out of asshole… Bob, Your website offers nothing in the way of accurate reporting or anything palatable for those who aren’t fucked up in the [...]

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    Elle MacPherson Got a See Through Dress

    29. October 2008

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    Back in high school I used to date this chick that was the daughter of the local Deacon of the church. Naturally, this was unsettling to everyone involved ’cause my parents knew I was fuckin’ asshole and her parents knew I was, too. That being said, it was like an opposites track scenario and everyone [...]

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    Traci Bingham Got Trashy Nipples

    28. October 2008

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    I think ’cause Pamela Anderson bas on Baywatch, I didn’t pay attention to the other pairs of tits on the show. If I had, I would’ve noticed Traci Bingham’s brown nipples. Given that I’ve been doing a lot of black posts like it’s Black History Month, I fiured what’s one more? Anyway, bitch has been showin’ [...]

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    Sum 41 Got a Reponse to Alleged Marital Problems

    28. October 2008

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    I used to listen to Sum 41 back in high school and shit was cool back then. However, I haven’t heard of Sum 41 a good, recent album since then. I guess it’s good that their record label begs to differ ’cause they picked up the 2009 record option and now Sum 41 is producing [...]

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    Jennifer Hudson Got a Dead Nephew Too

    27. October 2008

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    So, I got this e-mail about my little black soul… Hey Asshole, I think your site is totally out of line and fucked up. You showed no remorse whatsoever during a time where Jennifer Hudson and her family are grieving. They could quite possibly have another dead relative and all you can do is make racial remarks [...]

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    Jennifer Hudson Got Some Dead Family

    25. October 2008

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    I got this e-mail last night… Hey, I know you probably get this a lot already but ur a real asshole. This site is disgusting and tasteless that’s all I have to say. Rianne I decided to write my fan back… Hey Rianne, Thanks for writing in. It’s comments like your’s that inspire me to keep this site going despite the [...]

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    Mark Wahlberg Got a Change of Heart

    20. October 2008

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      I got this e-mail today and it’s been a while since I got some e-mails so I was excited… Hey Dude, .. I check out your site a lot and thought I should offer some words of encouragement. I have jerked off to just about every sidebar video you have. I’m glad you switched to a more porn-style [...]

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    Mark Wahlberg Got Some Words for Andy Samberg

    18. October 2008

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      So, last night I went out and got shitfaced with the girlfriend, only this time we didn’t have a drunken argument about nothing until we both passed out and forget what happened. Instead, I gave my roommates friends a lift over to my apartment and one of those motherfuckers made an off-color remark about my [...]

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    Nicolette Sheridan Got Desperate

    14. October 2008

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      I woke up today and tried to start my new car to find that it wouldn’t. Of course this pissed me off ’cause I’ve got better shit to do than call AAA and try to figure out what the fuck is wrong with it. Nonetheless, those assholes jumped my car, I brought it over to [...]

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