2009 January | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


    • Archive | January, 2009

    Jessica Simpson Got Fuckin’ Fat

    29. January 2009

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    So, just when I didn’t think my life could get any worse or miserable than it is, my site went down again for “undisclosed reasons” per a phone call with my host. I decided to use the online chat ’cause I figured two heads were better than one, especially when they’re bobbin’ on the tip [...]

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    The Fray- The Fray Got Leaked Early

    29. January 2009

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      I got this e-mail from some desperate bitch who wanted me to put up the new Fray album ’cause she doesn’t know how to use bittorrent… Life Misled, I know that in the past you’ve leaked big albums. If you could please put up The Fray 2009 album, I would appreciate it. I love the site, especially [...]

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    Elle Macpherson Got Some Pubes

    23. January 2009

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    So, I woke up this morning and found mail in my admin inbox which could only mean someone was sending me hate mail and sent it to admin instead. Only I opened that fucker up and it had some attachments with the message: Dear Life Misled, I am an avid fan and follower. I noticed you did [...]

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    The Kardashian’s Milkshakes Bring All The Boys to the Yard

    20. January 2009

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    So, I’m now on my third day of being hungover and I’m startin’ to think I did permanent damage from the party I went to Saturday night. The fiance and I hit up my friend’s birthday party and while I was busy gettin’ drunk she was busy puttin’ her arm around dudes neither one of [...]

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    Aubrey O’Day Got Axed

    17. January 2009

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    I feel my reputation has taken a hit lately ’cause mainly I don’t have time to work on the site and now I am gettin’ shit from people who read my rag and my nagging wife is always giving me shit for being a bitter, despicable, and useless human being. I guess I am a [...]

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    Nikoleta Lozanova Got Maxim[um] Titty

    16. January 2009

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    So, I received many hate mails recently that I haven’t addressed because I just keep lettin’ them pile-up like a bum in a squat who had one too many shits and now is either faced with cleaning the mess or relocating to another squat… Hey Life Misled, I’m not your typical hate-mailer because I don’t hate you [...]

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    Kid Rock Got Some Words for the Judge

    8. January 2009

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    So, I guess my life is finally catching up with me. I’m tired, my work is piling my shit on me, my car’s heat shield is rattling and makin’ me feel like I’m drivin’ ‘88 Ford pick-up, the wifey and I are going at it, I’m in debt to an apartment I haven’t moved into [...]

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    Josh Brolin and Company Got Good Lawyers

    8. January 2009

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    Back in high school I threw some rocks at some faggot’s house ’cause I didn’t like him very much. Anyway, there were only a few witnesses and most of them were my friends. At the time, I was attending a Catholic School. Needless to say, the cops somehow began interviewing students at the school for [...]

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    Some Weird Dude Got Shit Out of a Cow

    8. January 2009

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    A while ago when I was a kid, I used to take showers and try to piss up at my own mouth. This usually ended in failure ’cause my dick was too small to power the stream up to my face. However, I was successful on at least one attempt and found that the taste [...]

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    Kaylee Carver Got Some Front

    5. January 2009

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    So, last night I watched the movie I used to have on my website before my host cried foul and then deleted all my shit. The movie was called Towelhead and was evidently aptly named ’cause the main character was from Lebanon and was this thirteen year old girl who came off as irresistible to [...]

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