2009 March | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


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    Britney Spears Got a Lot of Fuckin’ Problems

    31. March 2009

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      ‘Tis the day for e-mails I guess… LM, I was reading your article about Britney Spears and wanted to say that I believe her downfall was tragic. She went from an innocent looking pop-icon to being a headline of negativity almost overnight. It’s websites like yours that ultimately destroyed her career and caused her to meltdown, leaving [...]

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    Megan Fox Got a New Do

    31. March 2009

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    I got this e-mail in from some weird motherfucker… Dear Life Misled, I am an older guy, about 30. Sometimes when I jerk off I want to see what it tastes like. Naturally, I’ll try to catch in my hand or maybe a bottle or whatever. When I am done, I no longer have the courage to [...]

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    LifeBits- Morning Glory Edition

    31. March 2009

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    This mornin’ I woke up with mornin’ wood. It seems like such a frequent occurence and yet I never really bothered to ask why my dick gets excited before I wake up every morning. I have a shitty fuckin’ memory ’cause most good things have already happened to me and whatever’s left is just the [...]

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    Britney Spears Got a Asshole Dad

    30. March 2009

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      A while ago when I told my mom I was droppin’ out of college to work at Petco and sustain myself on minimum wage she gave me the pearl of wisdom: “I wish I had aborted you because I think I could have had as successful child instead.” I guess life’s a roll of the [...]

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    Vikki Blows Got an Ironic Name

    30. March 2009

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    Vikki Blows is some aspiring British slut who poses for money in magazines like I suck dick for rent money. In the end, we’ve all gotta get a paycheck from somewhere and I guess if takin’ off your clothes for thousands of perverts to jerk off to is the way to get it, it certainly [...]

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    Sara Jean Underwood Got a Risque Dress

    30. March 2009

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    I was at the food court at the mall last week and I was eavesdropping on some old lady conversation about the glory days where they used to be hot, firm sluts that fucked high school studs. I couldn’t possibly imagine this ’cause I’m lookin’ and all I see are some old bags wreakin’ of [...]

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    LifeBits- Grooming Edition

    30. March 2009

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    I spent a night this weekend in the shower reminiscing about how I was a young boy with a shit ton of pubes. The thing is, back when I was young I thought havin’ pubes was the shit. Pubes were proof I was growin’ up and I figured the more pubes I had, the more [...]

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    Kourtney Kardashian Got the Fat Kid Gene

    27. March 2009

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    So, I was at the local gas station pumpin’ gas ’cause when you have a car that gets twelve miles per gallon you will find yourself doing this quite a bit. Anyway, there was this really fat bitch in front of me that smelled like she had gone dumpster diving behind the Red Lobster and [...]

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    Megan Fox Got Some Short Shorts

    27. March 2009

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    It’s that time of year again… high school girls are breakin’ out there old ripped denim short shorts or their favorite pair of varsity team shorts that almost show pussy but definitely show ass cheek even though the bitches don’t even play sports… Better is when those bitches roll up short shorts just to draw [...]

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    Rose McGowan Got a Middle Finger

    26. March 2009

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    I got a fresh e-mail from my Life Misled stalker James and this is what it read… HELLO BOB, IT IS ME JAMES AGAIN. I NOTICED YOU MADE MY EMAIL PUBLIC AGAIN AND ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TO SAY THAT I WILL TEACH U A LESSON U WILL NOT SOON FORGET. U AND UR VIEWERS LAUGH AND [...]

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