2009 July | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


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    George Clooney’s Girlfriend is Kind of a Whore

    31. July 2009

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    Hearing about these pictures of George Clooney’s current girlfriend posing topless and bottomless was kind of like the time I tried to rub one out to Two Girls One Cup. Alright, so it was nothing like that at all. However, it was kind of shocking. Yeah, she did modeling but who knew she did whorish [...]

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    She So Horny

    31. July 2009

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    Jennifer Aniston has spent her months not gettin’ laid ’cause people like her ex-boyfriend, Tate Donovan, found her to be “self-oriented” and “ice-queenish,” but then she gets to play movie roles of women who do get laid. Like cats, I think Jennifer Aniston needs to show she’s in heat and she does this by not [...]

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    Hug Me Don’t Club Me

    31. July 2009

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    Pamela Anderson showed up at the X-Games 3d Movie premiere with her penciled in eyebrows and her “hug me don’t club me” t-shirt which sounds like it should be a slogan for black people and cops rather than about seals and eskimos. I would be willing to bet that the number of black people clubbed [...]

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    Eminem Rips Mariah

    31. July 2009

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    Eminem’s new Dre-mixed diss-track for Mariah hit the interweb in short order after Mariah released her “Obsessed” music video reportedly showing Eminem in it and taking very small jabs at him. Evidently, Em didn’t take it so well and released a ridiculously diss-laced track against Mariah that will surely cause a scene… Some of the lyrics: “Only [...]

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    Beer Makes it All Better

    31. July 2009

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    The presidential Beer Summit was held yesterday with Sergeant James Crowley who arrested Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. after a female caller reported he may be breaking into a house he may live in. I guess. And he’s hispanic on top of it, so obviously he’s guilty. Crowley claims Gates Jr. was agitated [...]

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    George Clooney’s Girlfriend in a Bikini

    31. July 2009

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    I think the only thing longer than George Clooney’s appearances in movies over his fourty-eight year lifespan is his list of girlfriends and hook-ups. The next on his list is Elisabetta Canalis, an infamous tv personality in Italy. I can’t knock an old dude’s game ’cause let’s face it, if you can pop a viagra [...]

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    Fucking Creep

    30. July 2009

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    Call me a fucking hypocrite ’cause I’d fuck Miley Cyrus but at least give me some credit ’cause I wouldn’t say she was sending me secret messages through tv screens, following her at her concerts, walking onto her tour buses and saying Billy Ray gave me a marriage approval, say I have thousands of pictures [...]

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    She Gets All the Important Jobs…

    30. July 2009

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    Petra Nemcova went from front-cover magazine model to presenter of the Most Expensive Golf Ball in the World holder. I’m not sure who bestowed this great, great honor but clearly someone was being far too generous. It reminds me of that time my friends named me an honorary retard for a month. The title is [...]

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    Imogen Thomas Has an Awesome Friend

    30. July 2009

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    Imogen Thomas is an obscure Britain star ’cause she did the reality show “Big Brother” which is evidently a popular show over there’ cause too many people have been catapulted into fame after having starred. Regardless, I’m glad someone was keeping watch on Imogen Thomas ’cause when her friend pulled her top off and Thomas [...]

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    Rachel Taylor’s Underwear

    30. July 2009

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    Rachael Taylor was in the first Transformers movie but you wouldn’t know that ’cause you were too busy payin’ attention to Megan Fox and who could blame you? However, Megan Fox isn’t the one not crossing her legs during interviews and therefore she doesn’t get to be on my website today. I am sure there [...]

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