2009 November | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


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    I Can’t Read it But it Doesn’t Matter

    30. November 2009

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    Ignorance is truly bliss sometimes. The truth is, when I pick up a dirty magazine or I want to whack off to a chick in a bikini in a totally unrelated jerk-off magazine, I don’t want to read the fucking text. Text gets in the way. Text is overrated. And don’t say it’s not true. [...]

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    Keeley Hazell Topless and Loaded

    30. November 2009

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    I haven’t posted an e-mail in a while not because I haven’t been receiving them (and my sleeping fiancee can attest to those annoying e-mail beeps in the middle of the night) but ’cause I kinda forgot about them. I do that. Sometimes I leave floaters in the toilet or I leave home with my [...]

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    30 Seconds to Mars- This is War Album Official Leak

    30. November 2009

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    This album comes by request from Mike B who has been a longtime follower and supporter of Life Misled. I’ve been keeping my ear to the ground for the leak of this album which isn’t due to hit retail shelves until December 8th (Tuesday of NEXT week). This is a  very high-profile release. User reviews [...]

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    Idiot

    30. November 2009

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    Ray Pierce, owner of Hollywood Aerial Arts, was responsible for the aerialist performances after he was hired by the Beverly Center mall to boost holiday sales. During a routine aerial stunt, a 26 year old woman fell approximately three stories after she lost her grip. The woman, who has declined to be named, fell into [...]

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    4th Time is a Charm

    30. November 2009

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    I had a little heart attack in my asshole when I read that Tom Arnold got married for the fourth time in his 50 year life span to Ashley Groussman, who is leaps and bounds better-looking than he is. Shit’s like beauty and the beast. Not to mention Arnold has some serious baggage. A first [...]

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    Tiger Woods 911 Call Released

    30. November 2009

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    Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren have continued to avoid speaking with Highway Patrol officers regarding the circumstances around the accident that occurred at 2:25AM early Friday morning. Highway Patrol attempted to speak with Tiger Woods and also to verify the consistency of his story by looking over his injuries. Attempts at speaking with [...]

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    Shaq: It’s On Me

    28. November 2009

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    A 5-year old girl named Shaniya Davis was sold into prostitution by her own mother Antoinette Davis to settle a drug debt in Fayetteville, NC. The girl was subsequently and found raped and murdered off of a road several days after her mother reported her “missing.” The mother was later charged with human trafficking and [...]

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    Sarah Palin Fans Are Idiots

    28. November 2009

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    Sarah Palin has been promoting her new book that sucks so much I won’t even mention the name of it here and the fear that all five people who read my site might actually buy it or worse yet, pick it up and read the dust jacket. Nonetheless, at one such signing, her fans were [...]

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    Danielle Lloyd’s Tits

    28. November 2009

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    After dazzling you with Sophie Howard’s huge UK tits for Thanksgiving in the last few days of November this year, I figured I’d give you one more thing to be thankful for before this month ended: Danielle Lloyd’s 30DD tits. That’s right. Her most frequent question is likely “do you have this in a bigger [...]

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    Tiger Woods Had an Accident

    28. November 2009

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    There are currently a few stories circulating about Tiger Wood’s car accident. Last night, I received “breaking news” from USA Today that Woods had been “seriously hurt” in a car accident. As it turns out, it wasn’t that serious. That much is not up for debate. The cause of the accident is the source of [...]

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