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    Life Misled’s 2000th Post

    30. December 2009

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    New Year’s Eve is just around the corner and I didn’t get invited anywhere ’cause blogging isn’t glamorous, cool, or socially acceptable. In fact, blogging is pretty lame. I make such little money that I might as well just shut the shit down and save myself the costs of operation. I basically just use pictures [...]

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    No Birthday Blowjob

    30. December 2009

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    Tiger Woods turned 34 today and something tells me he didn’t get the annual birthday blowjob from his wife. I suppose this doesn’t mean he didn’t get a birthday blowjob. If he couldn’t solicit one from his growing number of side-whores, he could always hit another nightclub or solicit more local diners for women with [...]

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    Jamie Lynn Sigler Flaunts Her Free Pussy

    30. December 2009

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    Jamie Lynn Sigler didn’t waste much time takin’ her newly-single pussy to the beach to receive a little male attention. Sigler and Entourage actor, Jerry Ferrara, broke up before Christmas, citing busy lives as the problem. Sigler didn’t look too busy as she lounged on the beach and hit the ocean. She also didn’t look [...]

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    Sophie Howard Has Great Tits

    30. December 2009

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    Ralph Magazine has done it again. First with the Miranda Kerr bikini pictures for their last edition of 2009 and now with the latest edition of 2010: Sophie Howard’s gigantic tits. Sophie Howard has great tits, mostly because of their size but also partially because of how I can imagine my head sandwiched between them [...]

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    Miranda Kerr in a Bikini.

    30. December 2009

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    First off, I, like you, did not know what the fuck Ralph Magazine was. However, it’s hitting my radar pretty hard and fast. I did a quick google search and found Ralph Magazine’s website and tagline: “Ralph Magazine caters to the fun loving Australian male who has a fine appreciation for the good looking women [...]

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    I Wish I Had Brooke Hogan’s Friends

    30. December 2009

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    As I looked at the last picture of Brooke Hogan and her hot, blonde, look-alike friend, I started to wish I had Brooke Hogan’s friends. For some reason hot girls generally run in packs. They like to discuss whose dick they sucked the night before or which medication best treats herpes. Whatever the case, it’s [...]

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    Magic Is Not for Everyone

    30. December 2009

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    I have to admit that I laughed when I watched this video of some broad trying to get her restraints off underwater and failed right at the end and had to be pulled out of the water unconscious ’cause the douchebag with the key was so slow to respond to getting the lid off. Nonetheless, [...]

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    The 650lb Virgin. What a Surprise.

    30. December 2009

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    Apparently TLC is desperate to fill the terrible void that was Jon and Kate Plus 8. On New Year’s Day, TLC is premiering the special “650 Lb Virgin: The Weight is Over.” The special is centered around David Smith, who lost 450lbs without surgery. Smith goes on to tell the viewer that he couldn’t do [...]

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    Avenged Sevenfold Drummer Dead

    30. December 2009

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    28 year old Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan, Avenged Sevenfold’s drummer, was found dead in his California home on Monday. Avenged Sevenfold group members had the following to say of Sullivan’s death on their website: It is with great sadness and heavy hearts that we tell you of the passing today of Jimmy “The Rev” Sullivan. Jimmy [...]

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    Brooke Mueller Wants Charlie Sheen’s Peen

    30. December 2009

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    Just days after Brooke Mueller had Charlie Sheen arrested on Christmas morning for allegedly holding a knife to her throat and threatening to kill her if she told anyone following a fight over who would get their kids if they were divorced, Mueller’s lawyer is now telling the press that she wants to reconcile with [...]

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