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    They Were Made For Each Other

    31. January 2010

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    Jessica Simpson constantly reminds me why women should wear make-up, especially when I saw this picture of her and someone else’s dog sleeping together. I don’t even know which one’s the dog. To make matters worse, not only is Jessica Simpson fast becoming a troll but she’s also fucking dumb. To illustrate my point, let’s [...]

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    Baby Daddy Drama

    31. January 2010

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    Tila Tequila has disclosed that her publicity stunt unborn baby was the product of hip-hop artist “The Game.” When The Game heard this news, he immediately denied he had anything to do with this news-abortion. He went so far as to say he wouldn’t use 50 Cent’s dick to fuck Tequila. After The Game said [...]

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    “Torn Thought He Was in His Own House…”

    31. January 2010

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    Rip Torn was arrested Friday night after triggering an alarm inside Litchfield Bancorp in Connecticut (a bank), and state police found Torn passed out on the floor drunk with a loaded revolver. The Emmy Award Winning actor was subsequently arrested and charged with carrying a firearm without a permit, carrying a firearm while intoxicated, first-degree [...]

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    Not Your Typical Lingerie Model

    31. January 2010

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    Peaches Geldof scared Ultimo Lingerie brass into hiring her to model their summer 2010 collection because I can’t think of another reason they would hire such a skanky bitch to represent their line. I guess the set is equally as atypical as the model they chose. Check out the Ultimo Lingerie weirdness below… [...]

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    Great News!

    31. January 2010

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    Great news ::insert other heavy sarcasm::! The first pumping, blow-out sporting, face-punching Guidos and Guidettes of the Jersey Shore cast have finally stopped bitching about how much they are going to get paid per episode and settled a contract with MTV for a season two. MTV revealed nothing about how much the cast actually agreed [...]

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    Grab Your Tissues

    31. January 2010

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    Grab your tissues and settle into your jerk-off stations or “the bathroom” as I like to call it being a married man. Lucy Pinder and her gigantic, all-natural breasts are in the February edition of Nuts magazine. Thanks to Panda for the HQ Scans!

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    Holly Madison is Moving Forward

    30. January 2010

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    Holly Madison’s life is so great. Now, that she’s free of Hugh Heffner’s dusty dick she’s got herself a nice little bachelorette pad AND she somehow convinced E! that starting her own reality show, “Holly’s World,” was a good fucking idea. Even with her new reality show coming up this summer, she still had time to [...]

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    Eva Longoria’s Ass is in Miami

    30. January 2010

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    Eva Longoria Parker’s ass landed in Miami today and she and it were signing autographs for fat fuckin’ losers who recognized her. Man, would I love to be that guy who got labeled the “fat fuckin’ loser” who accosted Parker for an autograph on blogs. It would open up all kinds of new avenues for [...]

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    How Rude

    30. January 2010

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    According to the all-knowing Wikipedia, Kesha has been in the music biz for five years but I’m guessing she had a pretty shitty career if I’m just hearing about her for the first time now and for giving the middle finger, no less. I wouldn’t want to go ahead and generalize about Kesha and say [...]

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    Miley Cyrus’ Stems

    30. January 2010

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    I couldn’t help but notice Miley Cyrus’ legs in some short-shorts as she left her recording studio in Burbank earlier today. I also couldn’t help but notice that her sister Noah looks like she must have been adopted because she looks half asian with that fucking flat face of her’s. Even if it was Billy [...]

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