2010 February | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


    • Archive | February, 2010

    They Found Him… Dead.

    26. February 2010

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    After Andrew Koenig, aka “Boner” from Growing Pains, went missing early February, there was much web-speculation as to what happened to him. I heard anything from him leading a donkey show to becoming a contract killer. Now, Koenig is a corpse and has been found in Vancouver. The only details are that he killed himself [...]

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    This is Not a Joke.

    25. February 2010

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    I wish I could say the above billboard is a fucking joke but it’s not. According to the Orlando Sentinel, PETA plans to unveil the above billboard in Windermere, Flordia, the very same town where Tiger Woods resides. Virginia Fort, a PETA campaigner working on this “project” told the Sentinel the following: “It’s a fun, tongue-in-cheek [...]

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    Who’s the Asshole?

    25. February 2010

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    Elizabeth Hurley attended the Naked Heart Foundation Love Ball and took the obligation quite literally, as you can see. She allowed one naked breast underneath an ugly sheer dress. Everyone was enjoying her naked breast until some asshole told her about her wardrobe malfunction and she covered her tit with a program. [...]

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    Conan’s Bored

    25. February 2010

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    I guess forced retirement isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be because Conan O’Brien is now tweeting his first useless musings and about interviewing a squirrel no less. If Conan’s still shopping for a new gig he should get better fucking jokes.

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    Would I Disappoint You?

    24. February 2010

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    Parisite Hilton was in LA yesterday and “accidentally” flashed the paparazzi as she was on her way to a meeting. Unfortunately, her nylons get in the way of seeing shit I know you perverts are looking for. Believe me when I say it, it’s not a cooch you really want to be looking at anyway. Alright. [...]

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    The Million Dollar Blowjob

    24. February 2010

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    Hilary Duff engaged hockey player Mike Comrie in Hawaii recently and some secret pics have finally been revealed. In the pictures we can see Duff take a picture of the ring to send home to Mom and Dad and then we see Duff giving Comrie a blowjob. The ring, valued at a million dollars, is [...]

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    OMFG.

    24. February 2010

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    Meet Nadya Suleman, aka “Octomom.” You thought you hated her before, wait until you check out a few minutes of her appearance on The View this morning. Truly, all I can say is OMFG. Her laugh is so hideous I would rather listen to nails on a chalkboard or get dick-kicked by an entire nunnery. [...]

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    I’m Here For You

    24. February 2010

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    When Audrina Patridge isn’t being stalked at her home by a dude who already violated an order of protection for stalking her last year, she’s having a lunch with her dumpy friend and Ryan Cabrera. These all seem like tragic events to me. First, who want to be stalked by a twenty-four year old loser who [...]

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    Save Your Money

    24. February 2010

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    If you had plans to see Whitney Houston’s comeback tour, save your fucking money. According to concert-goers, Whitney Houston took long breaks from the stage, forgot lyrics and brought her brother onstage to hit the high notes. During her hit-song finale, “I Will Always Love You,” Houston took a break before the high notes to [...]

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    Sluts.

    23. February 2010

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    ‘Tis the day for posting chicks you know nothing about, I guess. News is few and far unless you count Boner missing as news but I hardly do. The guy is probably smoking pot in some shithole as we speak laughing over the fact that people actually noticed he was missing in the first place. [...]

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