Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

Dude in the picture looks like a fuckin’ creepy motherfucker. I can only imagine I look something like this every time I visit the bar and stalk girls waiting for them to kiss each other before some cop throws me in a snowbank somewhere for me to wake up in the next day.

Dude reminds me of some creepy motherfucker from last weekend… A friend of a friend called and said she was at some bar and the party I was at was pretty fucking lame, so we bounced to roll up there. Bitch was fucking drunk as fuck, touching on everyone. Dude with her bounced as soon as we showed up ’cause I probably foiled his roofie plan which was actually my plan last week but I got too drunk to follow the bitch around, so I can only assume some other shitbag took her home instead.

Anyway, I don’t have time to storytell ’cause I need to run some errands on someone else’s time and dollar. It’s nice to have friends that drive me around, shit makes me feel like a president or something… in some ‘89 corolla with 12″ plastic spinners from Walmart.

Here are some links… click them.

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Pokies… [NSFW] – [0n 205th]
Lauren Conrad on Bad Boys, ‘Cause There’s Hope For Me… [ICYDK]
Tara Reid Lookin’ Drunk, ‘Cause It’s Nothin’ New… [Hollywood Tuna]
Simon Cowell Pays Off Family Mortgage, ‘Cause He Can Pay My Rent, Too… [This is London]
Woody Allen, Donatella Versace Lookin’ Dead ‘Cause They Probably Are… [Hollywood Rag]
Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape ‘Cause it’s a Grainy Piece of Shit…[NSFW] – [Glamzilla]
Kristen Davis’ Lawyer Sends Legal Threats and Not to Me ‘Cause My Site Sucks… [Drunken Stepfather]
Pete Wentz Wears Jessica Simpson’s Shoes ‘Cause He’s Gay Like That… [Towler Road]
Audrina Patridge Topless Pics ‘Cause T-Money Brought It Up in My Comments… [NSFW] – [Egotastic]
Steve-O Opens Up About His Alcoholism ‘Cause He Wants 60 Minutes or Something… [Celebitchy]
Dancing with the Stars Nipple Slip ‘Cause Some of us Were Hopeful… [NSFW] – [Taxi Driver Movie]