Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

So, I was watching the Yankees game last night with the girlfriend while she was ignoring me because she thinks I’m a joke when I got this e-mail…

I just read your site for the first time and I found myself disgusted. You’re content is offensive and your style of writing is ridiculous. Quit while you’re ahead.

Katie

So, I decided to write Katie back…

Hey Kate,

I hope you don’t mind me calling you Kate but after your intimate and profound e-mail, I feel closer to you. I was hoping you’d go out for a drink with me sometime, on you, of course. I feel that your lesbian ways are a good match for me. The girlfriend already knows I’m a useless waste of space and I can’t fuck to save a life… or create one… I guess I’m just not made for straight women. However, something tells me you don’t care if you’re one of those rug munchers. Some men may not understand you but I do…

Think about it…

xoxoxo,

Bob Coughlin
Admin
www.lifemisled.com

Speaking of people who couldn’t fuck to create a life… I knew it wouldn’t be long before there was a Lily Allen siting. Ever since her miscarriage, she’s been wearing shit out that she probably shouldn’t be and showing off her malfunctioning body that led to the death of a child. If I had some murderous vagina, I think I might throw in the towel like Katie said. I’m not sure I could live knowing my vagina killed my only kid but who am I. If I had been killed in someone’s vagina I think it would’ve been a hell of a way to go.

Anyway, bitch has a history of drug use and instability. She tried to kill herself when she was 15 because her boyfriend didn’t like her… If I tried to kill myself for every time someone didn’t like me… let’s just say I’d be borrowing an exponential amount of lives. Point is girls are fuckin drama queens. Just ’cause dude doesn’t like you, doesn’t mean you need to kill yourself… You just need to air out that vagina with someone else… Only, thing is Allen has to carry the burden of knowing she’s only 22 years old and miscarried… She’s gotta be thinkin’ what if it happens again… Obviously, God already hates her.

However, the paparazzi love her… Here are some pictures of Lily Allen in some post-miscarriage dress that you can see through ’cause some people deal with the pain in different ways…