Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

So, I was at the DMV earlier today waitin’ in line with the rest of the scumbags in the suspensions department. Most of these assholes probably ran over some motherfucker when they were shitfaced and now have a court order to go through a driver’s retraining program and had to sell their fuckin’ house to pay for that motherfucker’s funeral but I didn’t really ask ’cause I figured I might get stabbed.

Several mexicans later, I got to the front of the line and found I left confirmation of my ID in the car and I said fuck that shit and just went home. I decided to make a call to the DMV and after waiting an hour and ten minutes on hold, I decided to see if I could sign myself up for the course on the internet and it turns out I can and I wasted my day for nothing when I could’ve been drinking and inappropriately touching myself after sitting on my hand for an hour and blindfolding myself so that I’d think I was being molested while I was drunk… It’s really the only way I can boost my non-existent self-esteem.

My guess is that Gemma Atkinson boosts her self-esteem by showing off her tits and awarding herself points for the amount of looks she gets from pervert motherfuckers like me who get hit by their girlfriends for ogling and motorboatin’ some strange girl’s titties ’cause there’s some strange primal instinct to do it every time…

Here are some pictures of Gemma Atkinson and her huge tits ’cause if she were my girlfriend, I’d have her put my cell phone and other shit in there so I wouldn’t keep losin’ my shit all the time… And it’s a reason to keep reaching all up in her shit…