Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

I got an e-mail in a little while ago…

Your site fuckin’ sucks. You never update it anymore. Are you officially done here now or what because it’s just a joke at this point… Whatever man.

Joey

So, I wrote Joey back…

Hey Joey,

I have a shitty name, too, so don’t be so upset. Truth is, I’ve had a lot to do, as my life isn’t this website. I’ve been busy knockin’ the girlfriend up, gettin’ a real job, and finger-fuckin’ your mother and then sniffin’ my fingers while I jerk off on her face…

Seriously, I just haven’t had time. If you’re ever in Massachusetts, e-mail me and I’ll buy you a beer for being such a good sport.

xoxoxoxo,

Bob Coughlin
Admin
www.lifemisled.com

Eva Mendez was a good sport, too. Mendez decided to do some retro topless shoot ’cause apparently when Lindsay Lohan did it, she made it cool or some shit. Anyway, Mendez’s tits are pretty unexciting and she has some really dark, latin nipples that are somewhat scary. I guess when topless shoots are in the name of “art” than chicks don’t mind it…

Here are some pictures of Eva Mendez topless in Vogue magazine this month ’cause I need something to jerk off to in New York…