Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

A few posts ago, some dumb motherfucker e-mailed me and told me he was gonna see me real soon and knew where I lived. I assumed it was the same motherfucker sendin’ me e-cards inviting me to hang out at his mom’s crib while she made us tv dinners… I guess dude didn’t like my response and threatened me if I put it up… Guess I’m in deep now…

HEY MOTHERFUCKER,

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I DIDNT APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU POSTED MY EMAIL UP FOR EVERYONE TO READ AND MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. I KNEW THAT THE ADDRESS WASNT ACTUALLY YOURS I JUST WANTED TO PUT A SCARE INTO YOU. NOW I KNOW YOU LIVE IN WORCESTER AND IM GONNA COME FIND YOU FOR MAKING ME LOOK STUPID. THANKS TO YOU MY ISP TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT FOR SUSPICIOUS BROADBAND ACTIVITY!!

IF ANYONES THE “DUMB MOTHERFUCKER” ITS YOU FOR CROSSING THE WRONG GUY FOR THE LAST TIME. WATCH YOUR BACK YOU WORTHLESS PEACE OF SHIT.

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT POSTING THIS EMAIL UP OR YOUR DEAD.

-James

I tried to stop trembling long enough to type this response…

Hey James,

I didn’t really appreciate you wasting my time with your idiot-emails, so I figured I would make it more worth my while by having a laugh at you because that’s all you’re really good for and I guarantee I’m not the first person you’ve heard that shit from. I also have a feeling that you’re a dumb motherfucker who tried to pull the noob move of doing a whois and forgetting there are services designed to protect website owners from dudes that wanna fuck them, like in our case. Nonetheless, you are a dumb bastard. You can tell me that “I knew it all along” bullshit but we both know you’re just a tool.

Your account was temporarily suspended for suspicious broadband activity because you were probably DOS attacked by the two friends I have, one of them being my mom. She’s havin’ a good laugh somewhere at your expense, like your mom is when she’s not cryin’ ’cause she hates herself for lettin’ her pussy bring you into this world.

You know I live in Worcester because I’ve said it multiple times on my website and I’ve also left that information in my LifeLesson you fuckin’ idiot.

I live here 24/7. Bring me a beer…

xoxoxoxo,

Bob Coughlin
CEO
www.lifemisled.com

I’ve noticed nothin’ breaks tension like a blowjob but sayin’ as I don’t want James suckin’ on my knob, I figured a beer was the best way to go… Second to a BJ is probably a good pair of titties, which Leilani Dowding got. Bitch’s tits aren’t enormous by any means but the shape and texture are perfect. This could very well be one of those cases of one man’s junk is another man’s treasure where I think this bitch is gold but some other dumb motherfucker threw her out on the streets… It’s kinda the way I feel about the girlfriend when she’s not holdin’ out on me…

Anyway, bitch got a thing for fuckin’ athletes ’cause she fucked soccer players Anwar Uddin, Mark Williams, and Jeremie Aladiere… Then she decided why not marry the pizza boy and shacked up with the owner of Mulberry St Pizza, Richie Palmer, some no-name motherfucker. If only some douchebag told me that I could’ve married some hot, skinny girl with perfect tits if I owned a pizza joint….

Guess you live and you learn… or maybe my days are numbered ’cause James is gonna come find me and put me in my place…

Here are some pictures of Leilani Dowding’s perfect tits ’cause if I were a soccer player I bet she’d fuck me…