Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

Sometimes I go out with some friends who have checked out Life Misled and I will get comments like “all Life Misled is are a bunch of tits.” Now, I guess being somewhat of a pervert, most people are correct. The vast majority of my posts are tits-related with some occasional ass shots or just embarrassing poses. However, what people don’t realize is that Life Misled isn’t your typical gossip site. I don’t write this site to report news or the latest on your favorite celebrity. I write for the site ’cause I want to show you that even celebrities are human, too. I do this by taking them down a notch and exposing them for what they really are. For those celebrities lucky enough to grace Life Misled, I will of course throw in some news bites but the point isn’t to keep on top of celebrity gossip, unless it’s embarrassing.

Some of you who need a break from tits can look at Drew Barrymore lookin’ frumpy as fuck out somewhere. She reminds me of this girlfriend I had that I used to call fat all the time so she started wearing huge, baggy sweatshirts and maternity clothes to hide the fact that she was getting fatter to keep people from talking about her. I figure Drew Barrymore is probably trying to do the same thing… I imagine she’s packing on some pounds and she doesn’t want the tabloids reporting that she’s eating her way into misery ’cause she’s reportedly been single and “happy” for months.

The story goes on about how she has changed her priorities and re-defined herself. It was like the single period I went through where I re-defined myself by passing out drunk behind dunpsters and becoming a serial masturbator. Who needs a woman when you’ve got the comforts of beer and two hands that know your dick better than any slut possibly could.

I say good for Drew Barrymore. Go out and be frumpy, unattractive, and define yourself as the single, ex-drug user who used to date a successful rom-com guy but now spends her days sexless and alone. Or maybe she realized her inner-lesbian ’cause rumor has it she’s voting for Obama ’cause of the dude’s stance on gay rights. Apparently, Obama is okay with gay rights and marriage and that’s a decision-maker for Barrymore. Fuck a compotent president, I want someone who has the same interests and feelings as I do…

Here are some pictures of Drew Barrymore lookin’ frumpy ’cause she obviously isn’t into gettin’ picked up by men lookin’ like one…