I have to apologize for the lack of updates. Truth is, I’m just like any of you- I get caught with secret porn collections of my ex-girlfriend by my current girlfriend and then I get to be resented for the rest of my life. I guess in hindsight, I could’ve hid the stash better but truth is I have been too busy beatin’ my dick like it owes me money to actual porn stars rather than chicks who have sucked enough cock to be decent at it. I’d like to think there’s a training academy out there for porn stars but I’ll never know ’cause I’m not hot enough to fuck one and my dick’s too small to be one…
More on the size of my dick in a later update.
Now, as far as my LifeLinks of the week go, I never do ‘em but it’s time to earn some money and respect from blogs that already have or aspire to have both.
Amy Winehouse Does a Shot of the Day- [NSFW Site] – [Drunken Stepfather]
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Shoot ‘Cause You’ve Seen Her Ads…[Hollywood Tuna]
Amy Winehouse Actin’ Coked Out ‘Cause She Probably Was… [Perez Hilton]
Joe Jonas Didn’t Cheat on Taylor Swift ‘Cause I Don’t Care if He Did… [Just Jared]
Kate Moss’s See-Through Sweater ‘Cause I Go Commando Too [NSFW Site] – [Taxi Driver Movie]
Kanye West is Full of Shit ‘Cause It’s Not Just George Bush that Doesn’t Like Black People [Dlisted]
Crazy Bitch Who Killed Herself Outside Paula Abdul’s House’s American Idol Audition [WWTDD]
Paris Hilton’s BFF Contestant Did Playboy ‘Cause Paris Got Slutty Friends… [F-Listed]
Christina Aguilera Partying With Her Hubby ‘Cause They Duck-Taped Baby to the Wall [ICYDK]
Victoria’s Secret Models ‘Cause You Wish You Had One [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Hohan and Samantha Ronson Quarrel ‘Cause it Turns me On [Celebitchy]
Travis Barker Survived to Make His 33rd Birthday ‘Cause I Hope I Don’t [Damn I'm Cute]
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