Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

So, Friday night I went out and got trashed with a co-worker and my buddies. Long story short, we go to this local shithole ’cause it used to be popular back in the day and they let me in without verifying my ID which was always expired and I couldn’t renew it in fear of the warrants and the RMV throwin’ me in the slammer ’cause I want to get drunk without dealing with any of the responsibilities of my past. Anyway, we get into this place and it smells like arm pits, shit, and beer, and we’re ordering drink after drink. Dude disappears to use the crapper in the second bar in the back which is closed down now ’cause the place isn’t popular enough to keep it open. He was gone a while, so I go to check on the dude and he’s back there makin’ his own drinks and chillin’ in the dark. I figured what the fuck, so I poured a half a cup of Jack Daniels and I didn’t know how to add club soda, so he added some water and soda for me and we elevated to drunken status pretty quickly. Shortly after we downed our first drink, we went back to the other room to make more when we were spotted by management and booted. I wish I could say it was the first time I got booted from a dive but it’s simply not true.

Once I drove us home, my co-worker left to go back to his place and I puked in a trashbag in my room ’cause I knew I couldn’t make it the crapper and it seemed more economical at the time. By the time I woke up, my room smelled like puke, I had no recollection of driving home, and my insides still hurt today. Something tells me that my old man body can’t take these college antics anymore and I allow my body to continue paying the price ’cause it makes me feel significant to outdrink others and also ’cause I let myself ago straight outta high school.

Speakin’ about feelin’ significant… Wanda Sykes married some dude seventeen years ago and then they divorced seven years after that. Dude must be pretty shocked to find that he could very well be the reason for Wanda Sykes bein’ a rug-munchin’ activist for the other team. Sykes married her “partner” on October 25th of this year before California was able to pass Proposition 8 which rejected gay marriage. Now, Sykes is all pissed off and she’s makin’ speeches about gay rights and shit like she didn’t already get what she wanted and like she has the pull to make a difference. As far as I’m concerned, bitch has two strikes already just bein’ black out of the womb and then being a lesbian to boot. I guess it’s a good thing I don’t make legislation or I’d make the gays pay tax on marriages direct to my account if I had one.

Here’s Wanda Sykes babbling about gay rights ’cause Life Misled prides itself in allowing freedom of speech [even for fags]…