Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

A while ago, I used to see this homeless motherfucker who would steal the garbage on my street at night if I put it out the night before. I guess one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Anyway, it made me feel better about myself knowin’ my trash made a difference in some hobo’s life so I continued to drop my garbage out the night before and watch as he picked shit out of it and then tied the bag back together like it never happened. Anyway, after a few nights of observation, the dude clearly looked Jesus Christ himself if Jesus Christ were to ever have existed. I suppose this is like discussing the man that looked liked Santa Clause or the rabbit that looked like the Easter Bunny. I guess that’s the closest I’ve ever been to God other than breaking all of his arbitrary commandments. I suppose some of us need to feel comforted more than others and we rely on bullshit logic to get through the day and others rely on heavy medications…

Anyway, speaking of heavy medications… I was watchin’ The Alphabet Killer on my own website ’cause the fiance thought it sounded good and it was based on a true story of some creep who killed people with the first and last names that began with the same letter and preferably dumped their bodies in towns that started with the same letter as well. Needless to say, Eliza Dushku played an impressively manic, crazy character. The only good part of the movie other than the potential it had in the plot was the fact that Eliza Dushku showed her tits in front of some black doctor.

For those of you who don’t know, Eliza Dushku has posed mostly nude but never actually flashed any actual titty. She actually went so far as to say that one had a better chance of seeing God than seeing her nude. I haven’t seen God, so I guess the bitch is a liar and most of ‘em are.

Anyway, you don’t care about whether or not she wanted to show titty, she did. Here are some pictures of Eliza Dushku’s titty-flash in The Alphabet Killer which you can watch in it’s entirety by clicking it on my right sidebar…

Bonus:

Eliza Dushku’s Nude Scene in Video ‘Cause Stills Don’t Quite Capture the Moment and You’re Too Lazy to Watch the Whole Movie Just to See Her Tits…