Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

I saw these pictures in the February edition of Maxim and I was thinkin’ how they remind me of those cock-tease lesbian strippers who would hold a dildo and play with it but would laugh at you if you asked if they wanted the real thing ’cause they’re not into cock, they’re into makin’ money off you for you makin’ feel like they want you even though you’re worthless fuckin’ scum and that’s why you’re payin’ for the company of a woman. I guess inside I always knew I was worthless but a strip club can make you feel good as long as you don’t try to invite one home or offer your cock as a prop…

Anyway, Alice Goodwin and Bianca Knight are lookin’ like trashy, lesbian whores who exude man-qualities. They were probably the bullies of their respective schools, stealin’ milk money for strap-ons and sniffin’ each other vaginas thinkin’ this odor is reminiscent to what hobos experience when they go dumpster-divin’ behind Red Lobster. I guess more power to a chick if she can rug-munch while blocking out the overpowering odor of a musty, unwashed pussy.

I guess I thought I would be more turned on by these pictures in Maxim ’cause it’s a men’s magazine but the truth is I feel like this belongs in some lesbian fitness magazine to empower them ’cause they feel worthless in the real world ’cause no one cares what they think, they make less money, and they only time they get attention is when they use sex as a weapon.

I can only imagine that after the amount of exercise these two Maxim women have had, they’re sweating profusely and the stench of their vaginas is at an all-time high. It leads me to often ask the question to myself if women can smell their own pussies or if they even wonder what it smells like. For example, I’ll hear chicks say it “smells like sex.” Honey, that’s your pussy you’re smellin’ let’s not beat around… Not to mention a pussy is essentially just some flaps of skin with some sensitivity points if you move the beef-curtains around like you’re tryin’ to find a fat girl’s pussy in the dark after you brought her home ’cause you thought she was a ten until you woke up and found she broke your bed and would’ve broke your weight scale if you bought one but you didn’t ’cause you didn’t need the constant reminder that every weekend you drank beer you gained weight.

Anyway, I guess doin’ photoshoots for men’s magazines is a confidence booster and it’s good for the career, whether you’re a lesbian or not and no matter what your pussy smells like. Alice Goodwin has already done Zoo Magazine and shown some titty and I guess if Bianca Knight was a little more like her butcher, black cousin, she could be some sprinter participating in the Olympics and makin’ Mom and Dad proud but instead she’s posing mostly nude and pressin’ tits with another chick for money. I guess I shouldn’t talk ’cause I think my parents had high hopes I’d become a doctor and take care of them when they were old and sick but instead I’m an absentee who can’t take care of himself and asks for money ’cause I have none ’cause I wasted it all and I have nothing to show for it and instead I’m writin’ run-on sentences for a website that thousands of you read but laugh at thinkin’ this isn’t my real life but it is and it’s not funny to me ’cause I’m livin’ it and you’re not motherfucker.

Here are some pictures of Alice Goodwin and Bianca Knight lookin’ like they would kick my ass if I tried to touch a tit and leave a tip and by tip I mean I mean my actual tip… undersized as it is…