Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

I got this e-mail in regard to my Jessica Simpson bein’ fat at the chili cook-off post…

Do you even know what kind of example this sets for people that adore Jessica Simpson? Litlte girls, daughters, are going to be more weight conscious than ever because of pigs like you and Perez.

-Tammy Jones

So, I took the time to write this concerned parent…

Hey Tammy,

In a fast-food generation like our’s, I have to say that makin’ girls think about their weight is not only good for them but it will also provide them with sex and rich husbands to take care of them. I suggest, if your daughters are good looking, you put them on a diet and get them ready for the world ’cause the winner is the thinner ’cause no one likes porkin’ a fatty.

PS- You spelled “little” wrong. I’m more concerned with why a mom who can’t spell little is more worried about me than her quality as a parent. Just make sure your little one’s can spell their name on their SAT’s ’cause they get points for that now…

xoxoxoxoxo,

Bob Coughlin
CEO
www.lifemisled.com

It looks like I didn’t get much love from parents but that’s okay ’cause Jessica Simpson is learnin’ that dark un-revealing clothes help to cover up fat a lot better than a pair of ol’ fat pants and a belt so tight you’re spillin’ out of it. Simpson is goin’ to have to continue mastering the art of wearin’ fat-concealin’ clothes if she’s going to eliminate rumors that she’s pregnant or to prevent people like me from callin’ her fat all the time…

Lucky for you and I, US Magazine put together a nice picture montage of Jessica Simpson gettin’ fatter over the years so that you could see how she used to be as opposed to how she is now. I did one of these myself a while ago but I’ve accepted myself for who I am and I’m not out rockin’ fat at concerts tryin’ to act like I still got sex appeal when all I’ve got are court cases for sexual harassment.

While Jessica Simpson’s weight may be growing, she is still trying to grow her success as well. The bitch is tryin’ to release products under an interior decorating label ’cause she knows now that she’s fat and losin’ fans and loved ones, she’s going to need a second career to fall back to keep it all together like I do with this site.

Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson in some fat clothes ’cause she might be fat but at least she’s tryin’ to hide it now…