Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

I got this e-mail in…

Dear Life Misled,

While it may change nothing I think that your sentence structuring of grammatical run-ons, foul words, and profuse profanity are nothing short of obnoxious. Your site is great pound for pound but the content is that of a true asshole’s.

Frank Ruth

So, I wrote this dude back…

Hey Frank,

Thanks for writin’ Life Misled. I guess I am an asshole and you figured it out first. Way to go. If I gave out prizes for the person with the most attention to detail, you’d get a blowjob. But I don’t, you don’t get one, and I gotta go back to makin’ more money with my run-ons than you do with your shit job elsewhere.

xoxoxoxoxo,

Bob Coughlin
CEO
www.lifemisled.com

Something tells me I shouldn’t be allowed to write shit on the internet ’cause it is basically gratuitous and cruel for no reason. Maybe if my parents weren’t useless drug addicts that state seized after they were arrested I wouldn’t be such a cocksucker but it is what it is and if you don’t like it you could attempt the flip your nutsack over your dick maneuver like I do but something tells me your nutsack isn’t as flexible as mine is or your dick that small either.

While I suppose life could be worse, I would rather be a celebrity that doesn’t deserve to be one just ’cause I could fuck a guy or a girl and had a TV show dedicated to finding one or the other… Somehow the bitch gets to make an impression on Hollywood and Big Media finds it news that the bitch thinks Christian Bale’s verbal tirade was “hot.” I guess bitch likes bein’ degraded and that’s fine with me ’cause it’s about all I am good for just like bein’ a body at parties and accepting shit that costs more than you make in a year just for being there is about all Tila Tequila is good for when she’s not wearin’ bras just to get your attention…

Here are some pictures of Tila Tequila’s nipples in Beverly Hills doin’ some shoppin’ at Channel ’cause she’s got more money than you do and all it took was exploiting her sexual orientation…