As you well know, Jessica Simpson has been in the media a lot ’cause of her sudden weight gain when she appeared in some concert with her best pair of fat jeans and a whole lotta weight spillin’ out of her belt. I think she’s so used to seeing herself in the day-to-day that she doesn’t even realize she looks like she has eaten one of herselves.
While the bitch is rumored to have hired a personal trainer to help her lose some weight, there also rumors she’s a binge-eater who can’t seem to help herself. It got me to thinkin’ that maybe if I put myself in Jessica Simpson’s broken heels maybe I could understand why she has put on so much weight…
First, I thought maybe bitch is pregnant. Her tits are floppy and veiny, she’s pudgy, but she would be gushing about how she’s gotta kid and all this other shit instead of gettin’ slammed in the media like a Thai whore on half price day. Then I started thinkin’ maybe bitch is jealous her younger sister is doin’ better than she is… Ashlee’s married to a rock “star” who may be gayer than gayest person you know but he still gave bitch a baby and committed to her… As for Simpson, she’s still datin’ Tony Romo but the dude doesn’t appear to be in any hurry to put a ring on Simpson’s finger and maybe it’s because the size of her fingers changes every day… I couldn’t tell you…
What I can tell you is that there are rumors Simpson wants to get married to Romo and Romo isn’t in any hurry to get married. I can also tell you rumors say that not only did Ashlee and Pete get married and have a kid before Jessica did but now there’s talk about them joining Melrose Place, placing them both in much better position than Jessica Simpson is currently in.
If Simpson’s venue alone isn’t proof of her diminishing popularity, I don’t know what is. Jessica Simpson appeared as the Strawberry Festival to perform instead of a real venue packed with teenies who still wanna look like her. While she looks a little slimmer, she is still wearing flannel to help hide her love handles, she’s still got her thunder thighs goin’, and TMZ has a picture that’s not-so-flattering as well…
Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson still chubby in her daisy dukes ’cause if she lost a few pounds maybe Romo would propose and she could end this vicious cycle…
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