Happy hangover everyone… I woke up this mornin’ with a pool of drool that was a strange color probably ’cause I ate something fuckin’ strange last night but I don’t remember it… any of it… I don’t know what last night was but I woke up in a bed… my bed… and I didn’t wake up with any dicks on my face that my coworkers had to ask me about so I guess I am in better shape than some…
All I know is I feel like shit ’cause I had to prove I was Irish by drinkin’ as many beers as possible in four hours and while I proved my point to the public, I will now have to weather yet another three day hangover mostly ’cause I’m too weak to kill myself and I don’t want to let you down…
Here are some links you should eat ’cause it will make you feel better if you eat something…
American Idol recap ’cause I don’t give a shit but that doesn’t mean you don’t… Click Me Now
Dancing With the Stars bitch goes home ’cause when you suck it happens… Click Me Now
First two octuplets go home ’cause the state doesn’t trust her with all of them yet… Click Me Now
Paul Rudd and Jason Segal do a bromance film ’cause shit’s not gay I swear… Click Me Now
A-Rod gettin’ some healing-time press ’cause people don’t forget… Click Me Now
The A-Rod pictures from Details magazine ’cause you wanna know more… Click Me Now
Martin Luther King Jr’s son sells his crib fo’ nearly $2 mill ’cause homie need a need home ya dig… Click Me Now
Britney Spears receives death threats ’cause it’s nothing new to me… Click Me Now
Transformers 3 director corrects release date ’cause they wanna keep you in suspense… Click Me Now
Jenna Jameson and meathead got some twins ’cause it was only a matter of time… Click Me Now
DJ AM wants $20 million or more ’cause when you survive a plane crash that’s what you do… Click Me Now
Letterman jokes about Palin ’cause what’s not to joke about with that bitch… Click Me Now
Nicola McLean jumps rope with huge tits ’cause she’s gonna have early back problems… Click Me Now
Leanne Rimes could be cheatin’ ’cause dude’s a fag… Click Me Now
Butch Walker plays Club Hell tonight ’cause I’m goin’ hungover and you should too… Click Me Now
Natasha Richardson is brain dead ’cause skiing is dangerous… Click Me Now
Mandy Moore gets a front cover ’cause I thought she was fuckin’ dead… Click Me Now
Michael Jackson to do more surgery ’cause he needs surgery like I need more beer to cure my hangover… Click Me Now
Katharine McPhee frolics in the sand ’cause I thought she was dead too… Click Me Now
iPhone 3.0 software gets smart ’cause it’s never good enough for you people… Click Me Now
NSFW:
Slut puts fire extinguisher in her ass ’cause she’s prepping for an elephant… Click Me Now
Roommate with a mental disorder ’cause that’s the kind you can fuck with and get away with it… Click Me Now
Some bitch jumps in front of a train ’cause that’s one way to end your life… Click Me Now
Dumb bitch drivers her car through a convenience store ’cause dude better have insurance… Click Me Now
Chair prank ’cause some shit never gets old… Click Me Now
Slut strips down but forgets about her tampon ’cause that’s a dumb slut… Click Me Now
Mad dog stops car and bites off license plate ’cause dogs can be ferocious like that… Click Me Now
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Wed, Mar 18, 2009
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