Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

While AIG is spendin’ my tax dollars and the government asks for half of it back, Bai Ling is goin’ out to the Apple Lounge in LA where I might as well just sign my paycheck over for the average meal. It must be nice to be a crazy slut who has money to blow on food that she pukes up later to maintain her anorexic stature.

I suppose it’s a good thing the bitch is so skinny ’cause skinny bitches look like they got bigger tits ’cause in proportion they’re big but in reality they’re not… It’s kinda like how shavin’ pubes gives me another inch but it’s still a losing battle ’cause when you’re standin’ tall at two and a half inches, what’s the other inch one way or the other… I’d rather take my prize as the smallest dick that didn’t have to try than the smallest dick that did…

Here are some tits that have to try but it doesn’t really matter ’cause tits are tits and dicks don’t have the same effect…