Last night I was offered a partnership with fmylife.com ’cause they evidently thought my life was fucked up enough where I would accept…
Hello Bob,
I hope I am not being intrusive. It has come to my atttention that you own and operate the domain http://lifemisled.com. I was hoping we could post links or ads for one another’s page in order to boost our page ranks. We can talk price structures if you’re interested. Take a look at the site. I think you will find it blends well with the content of your site and what you’re into. I think we’re a site that will take off quickly and we’d like you to be on the ground floor.
Think about it.
Jessy Cyganczuk
So, as always, I wrote back…
Hey Jessy,
I checked out your site and I gotta say a lot of it sounds like shit you stole from a diary of my life that I keep on my bookshelf with all the other shit that never should’ve been published. Your site has potential but like my Mom said today after I told her I am going on my sixth straight day of being hungover: “You’ll never amount to anything.” FYL.
xoxoxoxoxoxo,
Bob Coughlin
CEO
www.lifemisled.com
So, recently Bianca Gascoigne, a slutty UK model, was caught on video fallin’ over a beach chair ’cause she had one too many drinks and probably did it while sitting ’cause that’s the worst… when you’re drunk and don’t know it until you stand up and fall on your head… Anyway, bitch could no longer deny that she was an alcoholic like her old man… She vowed to quit drinkin’ but then was spotted doin’ shots and drinkin’ beer at the club shortly after that announcement.
At least in the midst of her own hypocracy she shows a motivated desire to diversify… Bitch tried doin’ some runway shit instead of shakin’ her fake tits in Nuts magazine. She wants to play herself in a biopic about her old man’s alcohol problems… I guess aspirations don’t lend themselves to production ’cause if they did I would be Britney Spear’s used tampon ’cause there’s a story in there somewhere and a punchline that I never followed through with ’cause I already lost myself and what I was saying.
Here are some pictures of Bianca Gascoigne’s tits in a wardrobe malfunction to-be ’cause that dress is dangerously close to not being on her tit securely…
Bonus:
Bianca Gascoigne’s reason for cuttin’ herself off from drinks…
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