Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

First came the news of Jessica Simpson gaining a shitload of weight ’cause she obviously wants to test Tony Romo’s will-power to stay with her. She probably figured if dude stays with her even though she’s gettin’ fat, maybe it proves that he really does love her. Maybe she was preppin’ herself for what she would look like if she was fuckin’ pregnant. I couldn’t tell you.

Then there was news that she dropped from her record label at Sony. Simpson reps say she was never a Sony artist, rather she used the label for her country record but remained an Epic artist. Any mention of Simpson disappeared from Sony, substantiating the idea that Sony dropped her amidst the controversies.

After the weight gain and record label scrutiny came, Eminem released a music video for his new song “We Made You” which makes fun of Jessica Simpson’s weight gain and brought even more attention to her situation.

Finally, Saturday night, Simpson and her immediate family dined at Beso’s with Tony Romo. Only Simpson didn’t plan on paparazzi bein’ there to take pictures of her ass and grundle while she was walkin’ in. I posted a single picture of her retarded dress just as proof that the bitch’s ass in the pictures was actually Jessica Simpson. I get some naysayers sometimes…

These pictures cost me so take a look and tell all your friends or I’ll be sad…