Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

The last time I recall being next to a dumpster was when I woke up at 5AM after wandering a block away from the bar I stumbled out of and passed out in the gravel behind the local Chinese restaurant mashing my drunken face until it was bloodied confusing me about whether or not I killed someone when I woke up. Of course, I proceeded to do the only thing that came to mind: I stole a bike from an apartment across the street ’cause I was too lazy to woke home. I then rode it in circles around the neighborhood unwittingly and still drunk until I realized I passed the same place eleven times, and then finally sobered up enough to bike to my apartment.

It looks like Eva Mendez didn’t have to go through the same shit as I did ‘cause I’m sure she has a driver and a PR rep that help her get from a-to-b and to cover up any shit like the shit I found myself in. Eva Mendez may not be a drunken idiot but it makes me feel better to see the bitch wearin’ clothes worth more than I am behind a bar with a bunch of trash and photographers that look like hired bums ‘cause the economy is hurtin’ everyone accept celebrities. In fact, Eva Mendez just scored a new Calvin Klein gig. Must be nice…

Here are the pictures of Eva Mendez getting as close to trash as she ever will…