Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

I feel like I just found out about something that’s been goin’ on forever, like I’ve been kept out of a secret club of dick mutilation so that when it’s all said and done I only use my dick for cumming and then I get to sit like a woman when I piss. I guess the dick mutilation you see above is called a urethra reroute. It allows you to piss out of another hole and have your lovestick dedicated as a lovebaster only. This of course forces you to sit down when you piss which I sometimes do anyway and just tuck my dick and sack between my legs, so it’s really not all that different except I don’t have to mutilate my dick to feel lady-like.

Here are my links…

Donald Trump Lets Carrie Prejean Keep Miss California Crown ‘Cause She Probably Fucked Him For It…

But wait, there’s more…

Jordan upskirt ’cause you can see panty clearly… Click Me Now
Kanye West is angry with twitter ’cause people are followin’ a Kanye imposter… Click Me Now
Rihanna puts a new song out about Chris Brown ’cause you gotta love musical disses… Click Me Now
Vanessa Hudgens opens up to nude roles ’cause she’s already nude all over the net… Click Me Now
Angels and Demons cast doesn’t see the controversy ’cause religious fanatics are fuckin’ nuts… Click Me Now
No one knows who John and Kate Plus 8 are ’cause I’m one of them… Click Me Now
More Farrah Fawcett shit ’cause her death is more drawn out than Michael Jackson’s career… Click Me Now
Lost has two hour show-ending finale tomorrow ’cause no one knows what will happen… Click Me Now
Olivia Wilde named Maxim’s hottest of 2009 ’cause it’s a little early to call it in my opinion… Click Me Now
Green Day isn’t impressed with Obama yet ’cause they wanna see more action… Click Me Now

Watch Green Day Talk to MTV About Some Shit:

Twilight New Moon script found in trash ’cause that’s where it should’ve stayed… Click Me Now
Lindsay Lohan’s house ran-sacked or is she just fuckin’ messy ’cause it could go either way… Click Me Now
Victoria Gotti losing mansion ’cause it’s being foreclosed and you can buy it… Click Me Now