LifeBits- Shakespeare on the John Style

Fri, May 22, 2009

Celebrity Photos, General News, LifeBits, Media, NSFW

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Another Friday, another LifeBits. Plus all you assholes get to look forward to an extra day off on Monday unless your company doesn’t observe Federal Holidays in which case you may want to get a green card. Hope everyone brought their drinkin’ shoes and a mouse to click all my links…

People can’t let Adam Lambert loss go…

But, wait, there’s more…

Mariah Carey’s see-through top ’cause you can see nipple… Click Me Now

Paris Hilton and Doug Reindhart make me sick ’cause NSFPDA’s or so high school… Click Me Now
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester make a leggy pair ’cause there’s nothin’ wrong with that… Click Me Now
Blonde Cora couldn’t suck 200 dicks to beat record ’cause she’s a lightweight… Click Me Now
Britney Spears’ kid likes fuckin’ with bikini tops ’cause who doesn’t… Click Me Now
Heath Ledger’s last performance at Cannes ’cause it’ll get reviews either way now that he’s dead… Click Me Now
Sean Penn withdraws divorce request ’cause he probably didn’t have a prenup… Click Me Now
CW picks up Vampire Diaries ’cause they’re banking of the success of movies like Twilight… Click Me Now
Jon and Kate Plus 8 get renewed for another season ’cause I thought they hated each other… Click Me Now
Kim Kardashian is ready for a bikini season ’cause she better hope so… Click Me Now
New Michael Moore film about nation’s economic collapse ’cause I’m sure people are curious… Click Me Now
Now that Shawn Johnson won Dancing with the Stars should athletes compete ’cause people are idiots… Click Me Now

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JP : I couldn't even watch that shit but Ricky Gervais is one funny motherfucker.
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Liz : I didn't know Tiger Woods was muscular!
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zerotohero : This site just gets better and better.
Poigniant Promise : I don't even watch comedy shows, so I could care less. Megan Fox in Armani lingerie on the other hand.
JP : I have to say NBC's handling of their late night shit is starting to piss even me off. Did they really think that this transition was going to go over with a smile? And now they're just creating problems with their fan base.
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Kellie : Eva Mendez is doing CK??
Poigniant Promise : I wish I could subscribe to FHM Australia.
LifeMisled : Thanks. The site renovations aren't quite finished. I have a few more tricks up my sleeve but it's going to be a bit. Look for more great stuff coming.
JP : Yeah dude, I gotta say this new design continues to deliver. Nice to see some better content today too haha.
jmmyk12 : like the new site!
Poigniant Promise : I wish I lived in New York. No pants day? Imagine all the girls you see in a day that you wish didn't have pants. Then imagine not having to wish.
Kellie : That movie looks more like a porn!
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JP : Happy Monday. Back to the grind!
guest_6677 : I enjoy your site. Looks like you're growing. Any interest in a partnership?
LifeMisled : I just have awesome taste in music.
guest_5829 : Sick playlist
LifeMisled : Welcome back.
Dumpy Dude : Don't mind if I do you prick.
LifeMisled : I was fucking joking but thanks for the TMI, my friend. Feel free to continue using my board for self-therapy.
Dumpy Dude : I refused to go to the gym and told her she should accept me for who I am. Something tells me it wasn't about my body fat count though.
LifeMisled : Maybe you deserved it you fat slob.
Dumpy Dude : I haven't graced your website with my presence for a while. Don't worry, I'm still portly. Same old story. My wife officially left me. Nice new design.
guest_744 : LOL you wish about Megan Fox. Me 2.
zerotohero : That's definitely the story of the week.
Kellie : That is so funny LOL. And I liked the Megan Fox wishful thinking!
JP : Yeah but think about it. If you can get your dick into the tailpipe initially, you can obviously get it out. It's pure logic. I assume the boner trapped it, yes. But who still has a boner through that ordeal. Sick bastard.
Poigniant Promise : From what I gathered, the fact that he had a boner was the reason his dick was stuck and I guess once it was stuck it further engorged it?
JP : What I don't get is how his boner wasn't instantly outweighed by the fact he had seven dudes working around his dick with a metal grinder.
guest_7058 : How embarrassing is that?? Even if I did get stuck in a tailpipe, I think I'd rather die there.
guest_5414 : Haha that Artie Lange line was harsh but funny.
Kellie : And I still feel sorry for Artie Lange How miserable do you have to be to resort to stabbing yourself to death??
Kellie : Touche!
LifeMisled : No need to speak lightly around me. I used to work full time and do this website. I was also taking xanax at work just to deal with it all. Now, our company outsourced shit and I'm full time blogging. I still find time to pay my bills, look for other work, and do shit around the house. This site helps keep my mind sharp. How else can I be so fucking funny every time I post.
Kellie : I can agree that women overreact to certain scenarios but from what she said in the video this guy made no effort to help pay bills and sat on a couch all day. Even if Life Misled sat on a couch all day, at least he's working on this site and doing SOMETHING.
Seven2Midnight : I cringed as I watched that PS3 video. I wouldn't have believed it if it werent for the reactions. My girl gives me SO much shit for gaming now that Im not working. As if the games have anything to do with the fact that there aint jobs out there.
Poigniant Promise : I still can't believe that shit about Artie Lange. He never seemed the suicidal type. He had a job, a decent comedian. And a knife? Really?
JP : I'm all for abusing dietary supplements so long as the payoff is tangible. I want my bitch in top shape.
guest_3578 : Yeah but she still looks fiiiiine
guest_3256 : Kim K is such a hypocrite!
guest_9498 : LOL OMFG. I haven't seen that wheel of fortune clip before. Epic stupidity.
guest_1704 : LMAO. I haven't heard about Amanda Bynes for years.
Len : Thanks for Lily Cole mate
Kellie : Tiger Woods looks much different under the hood than I would have thought! And who would've guessed he was so profane in that GQ interview!
guest_9382 : So excited for the new season of Lost. Thanks for the promo pics. I'm definitely one of the conspiracy theorists that there are clues in these pictures!
Poigniant Promise : LOL
JP : Why is that the girls with the best tits are also the ugliest?
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JP : Probably because this site isn't a fag hangout.
Jackie : Why don't you ever post pictures of men?
Tim : Wladimir Klitschko? Really?
Poigniant Promise : The site does look pretty amazing. I also haven't seen this much bikini in one day. You are the man.
JP : Dude. The site looks so much different. Nice work.
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LifeMisled : Thanks for the heads up. I'm working on it. I think I fucked up some coding in the music player.
guest_1085 : Shit looks great in Mozilla but not so great in IE. Don't know if you knew!
LifeMisled : Thanks. The paging is off. It's something I am looking into and will hopefully resolve tonight.
guest_2959 : Site is looking great. I can't seem to go through the pages though?
XxDreamWeaverXx : Keep up the fantastic work. This site is great. Well, the sidebar vids could use more frequent updates. Otherwise great site! Happy New Year.
JP : The big 2000?? That's a lot of fucking posts. You should go outside sometimes.
Peter : Happy New years, mate. And congrats on the 2000th post. Here's to 2000 more!
Jake : Happy 2k
guest_3809 : Happy 2000! I seldom comment but this is one of my top sites in the day to day. Keep it up.
Kellie : LMAO. I like the birthday hat. It's so... gay. I mean festive
Ralph : Until your girlfriend is a national sensation being featured in magazines worldwide, no one really gives two shits.
guest_9382 : If you can imagine it my girlfriend's tits are bigger than Sophie Howard's. I think she's hotter too.
Poigniant Promise : There are a lot of bikinis this week. Not that I am complaining.
LifeMisled : It's an inside jab of sorts. Calm the fuck down.
JP : Don't be a fucking pansy.
guest_3934 : It's insensitive to say drummers are replaceable in the same article as a drummer's death!
LifeMisled : Lost my touch? Fuck you. Some days are just shit for news.
JP : Another brilliant news day for Life Misled. I was beginning to think you lost your touch.
zerotohero : and you say you don't get exclusives!
Poigniant Promise : I have to hand it to you. Both clever and enjoyable.
JP : Hahahahaha. I should've known you would do a cunt punt poster for Michael Lohan. Haha.
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Kellie : What's with this Jon Gosselin shit. I know he likes the media but I doubt he likes it enough to generate a publicity stunt after the Heene shit that landed them jail time for false statements. I doubt even Jon is that dumb.
Poigniant Promise : haha only here dude.
zerotohero : okay, what kind of douchebag goes on a celebrity gossip site and brags about getting a gaming system for christmas?
guest_0389 : Got a PS3 for xmas!
LifeMisled : I surprise even myself at times.
JP : And he's back as advertised. I figured you would just blur one weekend of drinking into the next and we'd see you in a full week.
Deet : Thanks for the pics. Look forward to more next week!
guest_3938 : I think those topless pictures are the best gift I could've got. Thanks!
zerotohero : And here I thought I was the only one sitting on the internet for Christmas
guest_3843 : Merry Christmas to all!
JP : Haha I almost shit my pants when I watched that HP video. I can't believe I haven't seen this yet.
Poigniant Promise : I expected you to take a hiatus until after the holidays. Glad to see I still have some entertainment between wanting to kill myself while my girlfriend's family invades my home.
LifeMisled : It's true...
JP : HAHA i had that one coming all year.
LifeMisled : Eh, I'd say the same to you but I already know you've estranged yourself to the point where no one loves you.
JP : I fucking hate when people spell like their four years old. I see you're not too busy for the first leg of Christmas Eve if you're posting here my friend?
Pete : I love ur site man. It's straight up shit I would write.
Kellie : LOL at that Santa Tracker. I can't believe there are factions of our *government* that are actually sponsoring this thing.
LifeMisled : You do mean I could have been a little more SENSITIVE? I suppose but what's the fun in that?
guest_3984 : You could have been a little more senstive about the baby story.
guest_1493 : That Repo Men trailer looks sick!
zerotohero : LOL
JP : Don't be a faggot and bring that 1st shit noobs due in internet forums. No one gives a fuck if you were the first comment on the chat board this morning.
guest_3634 : Christmas Eve bitches. 1st!
Nic : This Cheryl Tweedy is pretty fine. It's a shame I don't know who she is.
Kellie : LOL santa has to pay his elves. That's an awesome stick up line!
Poigniant Promise : Those Q pictures are something out of batman. She'd make a good superhero movie type.
guest_3827 : LOL @ that robbery vid. I love that the dude stayed in character.
JP : Steven Tyler in rehab again. What a surprise. I whacked off quite a few times to those pictures of Ambrosio too. Man is she hot.
LifeMisled : All we have in the East Coast is fucking Wendy's and it's just some little red-headed cartoon bitch. No hot sluts doing promotions for them.
zertotohero : That Kim Kardashian promo is insane. It's definitely going to put Carl's back on the map. Just in her honor, I'm going to grab a Carls salad on the way home.
Kellie : That is one scandalous commerical LOL. And that trailer is too funny!
guest_3821 : Thanks for the KIm K ad. SO HOT!!!
Poigniant Promise : I hope you were whacking it to Kim K and not that little girl from the trailer.
Dumpy Dude : I have to hand it to her. Seriously, I mean I handed it to her and jizzed all over myself.
JP : That movie looks ridiculous but I'm still going to watch it in 2010. And Kim K. Holy shit. That got my dick hard.
Cheech : Had I known Jimmy Choo looked like that in a bikini I might have bought my girlfiend a pair or too just to support her.
guest_3980 : Thanks for the Tara Reid PB pics!
Opie : Like the sit. A bit deranged but so am I.
LifeMisled : Ziiing.
Poigniant Promise : At least some people don't have to worry about getting her Christmas gifts.
Kellie : A lot of high profile celebrity deaths this year. How bizarre!
Dumpy Dude : I'm a fat guy. If my wife killed herself, it probably is because I make her miserable.
guest_9301 : What an asshole article about Mrs Murphy. I don't think the weight of her husband had anything to do with her death.
guest_3847 : RIP Brittany Murphy!
JP : Damn, I can't believe Murphy is dead. Bitch probably OD'd. So cliche.
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LifeMisled : Alright, enough with the self-pity shit. That's my job.
Dumpy Dude : Well that explains why my marriage is an utter failure.
Kellie : She's not a ho. She just knows what guys want. That video will be viewed like a million times I'm sure. Besides, being a psych major I can honestly say that having good bedroom chemistry is over half of a relationship.
JP : He's right. That's a ho you marry.
zerotohero : Dude that porno was awesome. If I had a girlfriend I would totally try a reenactment. Something tells me even if I did she wouldn't.
LifeMisled : Stop harassing my guests you asshole.
JP : What a nerdy tool
guest_3832 : Thanks for the Iron Man 2 Trailer. So excited. Rourke should make an awesome villain.
JP : oh man, that cast is fucking really dumb
Dumpy Dude : I want to get manhandled by Jessica Stroup.
guest_0276 : That's sad about Mr. Disney. Cancer is always a tough battle.
guest_3982 : I need to start watching Californication!
Kellie : You have posted more stuff in two days than you usually do in a week! Good material as usual. FYI for her, that's a very small amount of weight she's using!
gest_2983 : Thanks for Audrina!
JP : I know some people like big asses and all that but this is just freak show shit with CoCo.
LifeMisled : I do try.
Kubric : I like the content of your site. You don't seem to rely too heavily on any one thing and it's refreshing to hear some real opinions instead of that spoon-fed, media-friendly bullshit.
Ken : At least Toby Keith raps decently. I couldn't ever picture him doing that.
guest_3939 : That trailer looks sick!
Kellie : It's funny, you can validate pieces of this because during a lot of Yankee games you could see Kate Hudson front row. She was certainly not shy about her presence.
zerotoheo : LOL about the Michael Lohan story.
LifeMisled : Unemployment does leave gaping holes in one's life. Time appears to be one of them.
Poigniant Promise : You're on fire today. I can't even keep up with the reading.
JP : LOL, I love these stupid spammers on your board. It's always something you would have to be a total dipshit to buy into.
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Poigniant Promise : Not to take away from Snooki getting punched in the face but the amount of tit truly is overload. Thank you sir.
Jay : It's a lot smaller when you hear about the incident and Google different sites that have videos or content. That's how I came across this one. I bookmarked it. Good stuff here.
Kellie : You went to school with the kid that punched that chick in the face?? Small world.
Jay : I went to school with Brad Ferro. The kid is a huge douchebag. I don't know how he ever landed a teaching job.
zerotohero : That Axl Rose shit was pretty epic. In all fairness, he did warn the dude to back off.
Dumpy Dude : I just came to those Nuts pictures.
JP : And you're a faggot. I'm glad I got to see the fine amount of titty in your Nuts Magazine post. And who the fuck bitches about tits? They deserve a punch in the dick.
guest_3409 : You're sick.
Kellie : Lilo looks like such a skank in that video.
JP : That's one hell of a visual "jerk off with sandpaper while having a little asian kid slice your testicles with razor blades."
LifeMisled : Upgrades gone awry.
guest_9339 : What's up with the site??
OneClick : Haha right? I get weird stuff like that on my board too.
LifeMisled : I appreciate that. I do have to ask, why not just use the assigned "guest" nick if you prefer to remain anonymous? Why bother typing anonymous.
Anonymous : i like ur site
guest_0931 : I thought that clip was awesome. I love the dude in the hat in the background just watching the whole thing.
LifeMisled : Well, that depends on who you ask.
guest_3838 : Have a little compassion people. Guys hitting girls is not comedy fodder.
JP : Haha that's an awesome clip. I never would've watched that show but now I want to see this chick get punched in real time.
Poigniant Promise : LOL. You're right.
LifeMisled : I just had to say this for the record. The word is Poignant not pogniant. Even despite its pronunciation.
Dumpy Dude : It's been a while. I missed quite a bit. I had some surgery and I'm sure I was missed. I'd like to do a line off Lindsay Lohan's titties while my wife curses me out in the background for being fat and lazy. I bet she would be into that.
guest_3432 : The Hilton sisters have to be the most annoying duo. And who bites the hand that feeds? Criticizing the cops won't help her find her "stolen" valuables.
Kellie : I do believe she is. She had a twitter post that alluded to it. And someone needs to tell Lohan that she's not a fucking model.
zerotohero : His leg looks raw man. Gnarly. I like those Curry pis too. She is one piece of ass. I thought she was married though?
JP : The rumor was DJ AM's mother was suing for wrongful death. I'm not sure how that will go, it's a tougher to prove.
guest_5788 : I'm glad to see Travis finally got some closure. It really is too bad for AM. It's possible his relapse was due to the pain from the accident.
LifeMisled : I do what I can. Note the tramp stamps on the front and rear to signify that she is a whore both in the front and rear.
Poigniant Promise : Carrie Underwood is a true piece of ass. Thanks for sharing.
Kellie : I do have to say I can understand the perspectives. Struggling marriage, life on the road, celebrity stardom, etc. Morally he should have broke it off. Legally I'm not sure how much difference it makes. Like zero said if your wife is going to take half, it might as well be for a reason.
zerotohero : And what, she keeps half either way? I would've fucked who I wanted and at least gone out in style.
guest_3838 : It is appalling that Tiger Woods could carry on affairs with so many women. If his marriage was at THAT point, he should've just filed for divorce.
JP : I laughed out loud at the same thing. They really are cunts.
guest_5570 : LOL "the cunts from the view"
Kelli : LOL
LifeMisled : Well, I appreciate that but you sound like a mom telling her retarded, bastard child that he's still "special."
Kelli : I think the site is fine the way it is!
LifeMisled : No, sir. I was hoping the software upgrade would help me do some cooler shit but it turns out it didn't and it was all a waste of time.
Poigniant Promise : Glad to see the upgrades went alright. I saw the site out of whack for a while and thought maybe you were down.
JP : Oh go fuck yourself. She's hot and these pics are bound to land on any popular website.
guest_1771 : Posting Miley's pics is so inappropriate.
LifeMisled : Site is getting an upgrade on my end and it's fucking with my code. Bear with.
JP : What's up with the sidebars?
guest_3839 : Happy Friday people. Looking forward to some more content
guest_93 : hello
Kellie : Taylor Swift's video was probably just viral, meant to help promote a song or record. I work in promotions and it's how a lot of things are done.
Poigniant Promise : LOL. And way to lay it on Aretha LOL.
JP : I shit you not, I've literally seen those ex pills before.
guest_5521 : Oh man Taylor Swift is looking fine in a bikini!
flypside : What a tool. At least he's not playing fucking Snaker or something.
guest_9312 : Oh my good god. I can officially say I have seen it all. A twittered/facebooked union.
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zerotohero : LOL
LifeMisled : I feel like I just got Tiger Woods' wife on my message board.
FuckTigerWoods : Fuck that lying cheating piece of shit. He can take his apologies and shove them up his lying ass.
guest_3939 : I can't even begin to tell you how trashy that stupid ad is. I can't believe it was ever published. It's fucking funny though.
LifeMisled : That's how I roll. I'm fucking awesome like that. And humble, too.
Poigniant Promise : I've been reading bits and pieces of a million different stories. Audio, video, one girl, another girl. Thanks for putting the WHOLE story together. I swear some sites are so hasty to report minor details that you literally have to read ten sites to get the full scoop.
guest_9338 : What a true disappointment.
Kellie : I am speechless really. This insane. It's funny too, right on the heels of Letterman but somehow Letterman was able to play the victim card because he was extorted rather than just "caught."
JP : He did some squeaky clean but let's not forget people have affairs all the time. Let's not trump this up simply because of his celebrity status. None of us know the quality of his marriage or his history with his wife who may have contributed to his accident mind you.
guest_5067 : Man I would not have expected that of Tiger Woods
Kellie : Just shows how petty law officials can be.
JP : It takes a special kind of asshole to fine a guy for crashing his car on his own property.
Ken : i was just reading that obama would be announcing a plan to withdraw troops over a three year period. I wonder if Michael Moore had anything to do with that?
guest_5466 : Pete Doherty is such a jackass. They should just leave his junky ass in jail.
Keither : Just hit this page from a forum and I gotta say it's medley of manliness. I intend to spread the word. Right after I spread my seed.
guest_4481 : Thanks for the Brit babes mate. I hate paying for those rags.
zerotohero : seriously. 4 marriages? i think its time to consider going gay.
Kellie : The album was okay, I liked the track with Kanye West on it (call me a girl). And just because he doesn't want to talk about an embarassing accident doesn't mean he has anything to hide. The guy has never been in any sort of media scrutiny at all, he probably doesn't even know how to handle it or is following the direction of a PR/Management group.
Poigniant Promise : I LOLed about that woman falling video. I know it's all kinds of wrong but still, she's okay and it's still pretty funny.
Poigniant Promise : It is conceivable the man just wants privacy. Admittedly it was odd he was traveling at that hour but we've all traveled later and have no celebrity status. The name of the guy's yacht is "Privacy" what do you expect?
JP : And the album sucks btw
JP : I don't know about this Tiger Woods shit. If it was a simple "I hit a tree pulling with my gigantic SUV" it would be a lot more painless to just say so.
guest_1941 : Dude been waitin for this album to leak thanx
OZ : LOL, some people are insane.
guest_3434 : What a fucking scumbag
zerotohero : That british chicks tits are so fucking big. They could swallow my head(s).
Kellie : What a let down that video is.
JP : Oh man. That's definitely her.
guest_4510 : Happy Thanksgiving people
guest_3434 : Photoshopped or not, she definitely slimmed out and I'd fuck her.
Kellie : LOL, i saw the 1st comment under the picture she posted was "what are those bumps under your tits"
zerotohero : Anyone notice that the clothes and Kim's pictures have odd contrasts and brightnesses? There's definitely something fishy going on.
Poigniant Promise : LOL
JP : I fucking hate that whole family. They seem like a bunch of pretentious cunts.
guest_6403 : Kelly Osbourne looks hotter than I remember. Still what an embarrassing fall.
guest_9938 : I tried so hard not to laugh at that little old lady.
LOLZ : Hahahaha owned
zerotohero : LOL touche.
LifeMisled : Sure, if you're into that malnourished, boyish, braille nipple sort of shit...
zerotohero : I think Bai Ling is one hot piece of ass.
LifeMisled : I slept like shit the last few days 'cause I'm not on my drugs. I wouldn't let my peeps down though...
Poigniant Promise : And here I thought you might not post today.
Kellie : I noticed the new full screen player. I like it!
JP : Haha I saw that football shit live. Talk about epic LOLz.
guest_5589 : Thanks for these vids. Most of them are taken down by youtube on the fly.
guest_3434 : Jason's e-mail was advertised as "healthtronics@gmail.com"
guest_5134 : I gotta say Jason Segal is a lot funnier than they give him credit for.
LifeMisled : Tell me what I can do, it's what I do.
bewbs : i think i was looking for a leaked album a while back.
LifeMisled : haha. I draw a diverse crowd. How did you stumble upon me?
bewbs : that sounded really gay. fuccckkkkkk
bewbs : l33t speak is how g33ks communicate, I am a g33k, therefore my punctuation is decent
LifeMisled : Despite your "leet" speech as JP pointed out, your punctuation is quite impeccable. Someone who knows where their pauses in speech belong. I feel like I should know you if I don't.
bewbs : haha thanks, sounds good
LifeMisled : LOL, I don't blame you. I know it sucks to download a playlist song by song but in all fairness a lot of them suck anyway. I have to appease the masses... Huge music updates next week if you like alt rock
bewbs : good stuff tottally forgot i could use that, usually just use that shit for porn
LifeMisled : Just use firefox and get the extension "downloadhelper," it automatically allows you to download songs on most websites...
bewbs : make your playlist a fatass rar file so i can download it
LifeMisled : LOL
JP : I love that "l33t" speech from the fag gallery.
bewbs : fhag
LifeMisled : It's good to see I'm not the only one who has the power to aggravate.
JP : I prefer the term "confident" you internet tough guy, you.
guest_23939 : Arrogant asshole
JP : Happy Friday. Have some drinks. I know I will. With bitches. Mad bitches. I'm going to get laid for all of you. And let's face it, you need me.
guest_4532 : That one bitch in your fucking sluts, the one to the left looks like that chick from Dexter. It's just one more reason to rub one out.
Chase : Damn I liked Tila Tequila too. What a train wreck she is now. A hot one don't get me wrong but a complete wreck.
guest_3344 : That lawsuit was fucking retarded anyway. What an insane amount to sue for, too. She might have had a chance with a much lower figure.
guest_4102 : Thank God she wasn't on the bus. I wonder where the hell she was!
Dumpy Dude : I know, I just like making people feel like shit for no reason.
LifeMisled : You can't use a nick like Dumpy Dude and not expect a few fat jokes you grumpy motherfucker.
Kellie : I already apologized.
Dumpy Dude : My nick is Dumpy Dude, I don't need some other bitch on a chat board making fun of my weight on top of it all. I bet you're a real bitch in real life. Do you make fun of retards and cripples as well?
Kellie : I'm sorry, I was just joking with you.
Dumpy Dude : Bitch
Kellie : I doubt it. Nice try though LOL.
Dumpy Dude : So that's where all that weight came from. I see a LOT of movies and I always tend to get popcorn, nachos, and candy. Soft drink as well naturally. Maybe my wife will finally have mercy.
JP : And I'm never eating at a theater again.
JP : I just like to chronicle the life of a drunken bastard. That's good enough for me. The titty is great too.
Poigniant Promise : I like the legit stories followed by blatant tit. This is why I will never stop returning here.
guest_7459 : Riht on about Oprha, that was my initial reaction. And why mention it two years early? Publicity? Ratings?
Poigniant Promise : And that's what men capitalized on for years now...
Kellie : Women get so stupid with a few drinks.
JP : Well you have certainly come to the right place. I def wouldnt label that lesbian thing as a sex tape though. A cock teaser perhaps.
guest_5105 : I have never seen a site with so much tity. Thank you.
JJ : Wow those are a marvelous pair of bosoms or photoshop was put to good use.
Jake : That Adam Lambert cd sucks FTR
Nomad : Props
Kellie : This site has so much T and A. At least the ocassional news story and music release help break it up (from a female a perspective).
LifeMisled : I try...
Poigniant Promise : At least when you post, it's truly worth it. I like that.
JP : I am now more excited about December's Playboy. Thank you sir.
guest_3332 : Thants Bro, been waiting for this!
LifeMisled : I had a change of heart and repacked the archive to make it easier on you. I should've double checked anyway. Now you should have all tracks on the CD.
LifeMisled : I could've had a bad download, I'll add a link for the track, no sense in repacking just for a song.
JP : I didn't catch that track either, weird...
guest_7321 : For some reason H3X didn't include track 1 for John Mayer. Can you hook us up?
guest_3599 : LOL that is a big mistake
zerotohero : I had to scroll back to get in on the controversy. First time seeing the boards errupt since you posted that video of the kid who killed himself live on justintv. The post was insensitive for sure but I don't know what people hope to accomplish by bitching about it. Some of us can find humor in even the sad and fucked up things. Apparently others cannot.
guest_3243 : Some of the viewers here are just fucking pathetic. You come to a website called "Life Misled" expecting heartfelt obituaries alongside videos of sex and inappropriate ads and videos? This isn't the fucking Times. Get over yourselves. Fast.
LifeMisled : I don't need the foot soldiers but the comments are appreciated. Sure, I have a loyal fan-base. And if you count 500k hits a day as buried in Google, sure. You also have to consider the fact that this drummer is widely covered and the amount of profanity on this site alone would index quite far back with the "moderate" filter Google uses by default.
Kellie : Females are more prone to offensive content than men are and frankly this entire website is humor from the sidebar vids to the comments. I realize some people out there likely have heartfelt reactions to some of these stories but it's just a different take on things that was never intended to be a form of mainstream media.
Poigniant Promise : A lot of animosity. Really, though, why bother to stir the pot if you don't like the conent?
JP : LOL you really got 'em riled up on that story. You had to know it was coming though. You post OneRepublic's new cd on a dead drummer's post lol
LifeMisled : And, yes, I have heard things like "fucking piece of shit," "asshole," "coward," etc. People generalize against the writing type as if they fit the cliche of the closeted, nerdy type. I assure you the cliche does not apply here. I just simply don't care about dead people.
LifeMisled : Haha it's been a long time since I've had the reaction I wanted. I was concerned I was losing my touch. Oh, and if my page is so far "embedded" in google, how did you happen to find it? Dipshit.
guest_4998 : youre a fucking piece of shit.
guest_9543 : Sir, you are a coward and a moron. The reason you don't know who Gerhardt Fuchs is is because you are a complete and utter loser. It's sad that you will never affect millions of people positively like Jerry did. You aren't fit to type his name. Oh, and your blog is embedded so far into Google's search pages that I would suggest giving it up. Also, your blog is inane. Enjoy living in your parents' basement alone forever.
guest_9543 : Sir,
LifeMisled : What can I say, I am a glutton for punishment.
Jeff : Haha way to be real sensitive about the drummer dying. I guess you like hate mail.
Kellie : That really is ridiculous. On the beaches of Brazil, they wear ass thongs but in school, you get shit if you're not in jeans and a tshirt?
Poigniant Promise : and that bear is creepy.
Poigniant Promise : I'm telling you, I'm parking far away from people especially this holiday season.
JP : she's not even that hot yet they seem so threatened by her sexuality. I've fucked better on fifteen beers.
guest_4729 : I read about the Geisy Arruda story. Fucking appalling.
Ken : Haha never is enough with some.
LifeMisled : Happy Friday peeps. Hopefully 15 posts in two days will be enough to secure your confidence.
Kellie : Oh man, I've never seen a girl behave like that in sports. She got off lucky.
guest_4715 : LOL that's one vicious bitch
Poigniant Promise : I can't stand Jim Carrey but what can you do. Every year it's a newer, shittier movie than the last.
JP : I'm sure a professional website has a dedicated server you stupid shit. That's a pretty crazy desgin though.
guest_3411 : I had problems with that Jim Carrey website too. Maybe its just a traffic issue.
guest_3243 : LOL @ William Shatner. That was a great skit
Kevin : William Shatner is the motherfucking man.
guest_9393 : I wish someone bought her sex tape, even amateur it would beat most pros!
Kellie : She sounded like she was going to cry that whole interview. I feel so bad for her.
Poigniant Promise : Good to see you back in action. I didn't realize Sharon Osbourne looked that ugly pre op. God awful.
LifeMisled : You take the good with the bad. Spammers will never go away but they can't provide links, so fuck 'em, it's a quick fix.
JP : Seriously annoying shit.
guest_9845 : Fucking spammers
Kellie : Never fear, he always comes through. It's just a matter of when and/or how long
Poigniant Promise : Good to see some updates, I was starting to get concerned.
JP : Welcome back to the real world my friend
guest_7600 : Her nipples are huge
LifeMisled : Surely but I'd prfer to repulse. Also, no mods in here. I believe in free speech even when it's against me. Most of the time it is. Fuck 'em.
Dumpy Dude : I did puke a little looking at that man kiss another man. You couldn't have picked a better picture for the post?
guest_3434 : Ouch! Scathing!
Kellie : LOL I was waiting for someone to comment on those pictures. For the record, I hate Adam Lambert and any product of American Idol. It's all so consumerist. Yeah, he wins a singing show and what, deserves to be famous? I give it a few months tops.
JP : FYI Klum should try out for the Twilight movies, bitch is pale as shit.
Poigniant Promise : LOL i was just fucking around.
JP : Haha when the mod is my friend and CEO?
Poigniant Promise : I'm telling a mod on you.
JP : What a fag
guest_3717 : Thanks for the Adam Lambert song!
Dumpy Dude : You can't. But I can beat the tits on Vikki Blows. I can't say as I suck better though. I bet I could if i had practice.
LifeMisled : How can you beat Winehouse's nipple or the governator's fuck you letter to lawmakers?
LifeMisled : Usually I'm on top of my shite but the computer crashed, it's Halloween weekend coming up, and personal life is full of its own problems. I at least try to make the wait worth it...
Kellie : Good to see you back to posting. I admit that the playlist is one of the most underrated/underappreciated features of this site.
guest_7272 : Thanks for the playlist updates. You seem to have the same tastes as I do!
Poigniant Promise : At last, something to show for my incessant checking for updates on this site. I knew it would pay off. And you made them count to boot.
Jack : I find this site to be hilarious. I think it takes a certain kind of mind. Just wanted to say keep it up.
LifeMisled : Working on the playlist, it's been a backburner project along with the sidebar vids. I assure you the new month will have plenty of revisions.
JP : I see you're back with the sporadic. I'll take it.
guest_7879 : How about some updates to the playlist man?
guest_8610 : haha that chair is fucking sick!
LifeMisled : One more question people...
Liz : I read your site enough to know you're not single but I had this kid recently say something like "didn't you know?" I responded didn't you know what. He responded "Didn't you know heaven was missing one of its angels. What kind of pick up lines have you or would you use?
Hayday : How many girls have you porked?
el : What's your biggest regret?
Kelle : How are you in the bedroom?
Dingleberry : I follow your website closely but never really feel the need to comment. I like this new segment so I will. My question is: Being a self-proclaimed drunkard, in your estimation what is the best way to recover and/or prevent a hangover?
John : That thing is pretty awesome, I'm not going to lie.
guest_39393 : How white trash is that shit. Only in some obscure state.

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