Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

Friday was spent drinkin’ three dollar recession beers at Fridays followed by the infamous Rum Runners which ultimately did me in with shots of Captain Morgan. I don’t really recall much of the night other than bein’ carried into my fiance’s car where I don’t recall the ride home but recall gettin’ out on the highway to puke over a bridge and then passing out on my bed sideways so that she had to sleep in the guest room while I slept off my drunken stupor. If that’s not love, I don’t know what it is.

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