Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

A lot of people wish they could see their favorite artist’s tits. I think it’s a natural reaction, frankly. Hell, I hate Britney Spears but I’d love to see her tits. For Lily Allen fans, there’s no wait. In fact, she showed off some titty yesterday on the set of her new music video by mistake, on the beach in the pictures on this post, and notably on my site last year…

Personally, she seemed a little too dump for me. If you’re gonna be a pop-star type who takes their clothes off in public, your body better be ready for scrutiny. I don’t if her extra pounds are due to her miscarriage or just not eatin’ like a person with unlimited funds eats but the only thing more distracting than her oddly shaped titties is the fact that looks like she’s a few months pregnant. And I’d know ’cause as soon as I start to see the signs I leave a letter and a few hundred bucks for an abortion and then change all my numbers.

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen’s tits and her post-miscarriage body…