Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

I don’t know what it is with celebrities and dying within a week of each other but I have to say I am most devestated by Billy Mays but at least his legacy will carry on in his fucking amazing voice-overs. Anyway, I get the next couple days off from work so I’m not sure I care enough about any of you to update during that time but I surprise myself every day with dumb fuckin’ ideas that ultimately ruin my fucking life. I imagine that my birthday Saturday will have no shortage of dumb fucking ideas.

Here are my links, they may be dumb but they’re still mine and that’s what I tell my fiance before I spend the night on the couch with ball-sack kicked into my stomach…

Lindsay Lohan panty upskirt ’cause at least she wore them…. Click Me Now
Simon Cowell will make between $100-$140 million for this season’s American Idol ’cause I chose the wrong fucking profession… Click Me Now
12 Michael Jackson fans have committed or attempted suicide ’cause Darwin doesn’t want them… Click Me Now
Lindsay Lohan is the hardest working person she knows ’cause she’s the greastest person she knows as well… Click Me Now
Wanna see Michael Jackson’s dead body ’cause it will be at Neverland Ranch for public viewing… Click Me Now
Farah Fawcett mourned by 200 family and friends ’cause that’s 199 more people than would be at my funeral… Click Me Now
Infomercials aren’t the same ’cause Billy Mays is dead now too… Click Me Now
Quincy Jones may attempt to buy back Vibe magazine ’cause online distribution may be the only way it survives… Click Me Now
Shitty fireworks expected this year ’cause the recession is killin’ cities… Click Me Now
Seth Rogen and Michael Cera among Academy invitees ’cause they want people to watch it… Click Me Now

Will 2021 be the next big movie in theatres? (trailer)

Chris Brown reps insist he was not blocked from BET awards ’cause that would be bad press… Click Me Now