Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

First, thanks to John O for the tip on this story. Normally, I sleep through my drunken Xanax stupors but for some reason I had the impulse to check my Facebook for the first time in over a week while I was on the shitter and had a message about this story.

Evidently, Barack Obama and Nicolas Sarkozy were at the G8 summit and from what early news reports indicated, Obama and Sarkozy were both blatantly starting at a 17 year old girl’s ass (Mayora Taveres). The girl was a junior G8 delegate and was evidently packin’ some sweet ass that had to oggled while the president’s wife was directly behind him.

Now, there is some contradictory evidence that Obama may have been watching “the step” for his first lady but my guess is he used the “let me help you after I stared at another woman’s ass and pretend like that’s what I was doing the whole time” tactic. It works with dumb chicks and let’s face it, the first lady is like a glorified room service maid.

Regardless, there’s nothin’ wrong with ogglin’ ass so long as you keep it on the DL and you don’t actually touch the ass. Unfortunately, the prezes didn’t keep it on the DL but they did at least avoid touching which is more than I can say for myself when I have to put an ice pack on my balls to try to summon them from my stomach after.

Here is the picture floating around of Obama and Sarkozy usin’ the G8 summit to look get ass…

Bonus:

Evidence That May Vindicate the President But Not So Much Sarkozy…

Bonus 2:

Let’s Not Forget Obama’s Mama’s Nude Picture Leak ‘Cause I Don’t Forget…

Here’s the shameless throw-back link to myself: RIGHT HERE.