Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

It’s dreaded Monday again and I’m still alive barely. Friday I went to a restaurant bar after work and racked up ten beers in the few hours I was there for a grand total of $60 which easily would’ve got me fifty two beers at a package store but I’m a sucker for stupid fucking ideas. No one was interested in enjoying the nightlife of Worcester which just consists of brazilians stabbing each other or asking me if I’m looking at their girlfriends. Saturday I hit the bar scene and woke up the next day feelin’ like The Hangover. I had a huge six foot scratch on my truck that I had to buff out, there was weird shit from cheeseburgers on the wall, and I don’t even remember trying to teabag my soon-to-be-wife when I arrived with a cheeseburger I insisted she eat. Such is the life of a celebrity blogger like myself.

Here are my links…

Bruno tops the box office ’cause Borat was big enough to give this film a boost… Click Me Now
Ryan Seacrest signs $45 million deal ’cause he’s a lucky dickbag… Click Me Now
Jon Gosselin is datin’ ’cause even dumpy dudes can find love… Click Me Now
Ryan Reynolds gets Green Lantern in new movie ’cause people liked him in X-Men… Click Me Now
Entourage Season 6 premiered last night ’cause I stayed up to watch it and now I’m fuckin’ exhausted… Click Me Now
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are married ’cause that will sadden some of you… Click Me Now
Stop the MJ madness ’cause I’m sick of hearin’ shit about this stupid motherfucker… Click Me Now
Suspected arsonist in 95 acre wildfire arrested ’cause someone’s in deep shit… Click Me Now
Maura Tierney’s illness delayed Parenthood ’cause maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll cancel it… Click Me Now
Elton John and Billie Joel fight through concert setbacks ’cause that’s how they roll… Click Me Now