Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for milfs and divorcees who try to keep their appearances up to feel better about being single and lonely but Carmen Electra has already fucked every pop-metal guitarist there is and existed during several important inventions including: the post-it, the rubik’s cube, the walkman, and roller blades. And I shit you not. I think it’s time that maybe she gave up trying to do sexy poses in nipple slips on MGM’s Grand’s red couch that looks like a giant red kiss.

I’m sorry Carmen. There was a time when you had it and I whacked it to your posters but you’re thirty fucking seven years old and this whole “I’m still youthful and sexy” shit isn’t foolin’ anyone and comin’ from me that says a fucking lot.

Here are some pictures of Carmen Electra tired ass on the couch in the MGM Grand hotel and casino…

Bonus:

Carmen Electra Completely Topless at the End of Her Burlesque Dance at the MGM Later That Night…