Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

I know what you’re thinking: the life of a celebrity blogger must be much like the life of a rock star- you work when you want, you get wasted all the time in bars full of sleazy assholes that get you drunk for free simply ’cause you’re hot and wanted, and you have money to party in the VIP room and drink whatever the fuck you want and not think about how much it cost you per sip.

In a way you’d be right but it’s mostly workin’ to pay my bills, gettin’ wasted in bars full of sleazy assholes ’cause it’s the only bar that has three dollar draughts and nothing is free ’cause nobody likes you, and you have to constantly look at your ever-thinning wallet ’cause you might spend your rent money by mistake.

Avril Lavigne on the other hand got to party like a genuine rock star and gmoney@gmail.com mailed them to me and asked that I throw his e-mail out there as a “thank you.” I figure it’s easier to do that than pay for them. Enjoy the spam messages, asshole…

Here are the pictures of Avril Lavigne impressin’ her husband by guzzling alcohol, dancin’ with chicks, flirtin’ with dudes, and lookin’ like a coke-whore…