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Fri, Aug 28, 2009

Megan Hauserman Blowjob

After I followed up on the story of Ryan Jenkins murdering Jasmine Fiore, stuffing her dead body in a suitcase sans her fingertips and teeth, and then committing suicide in a shitty Canadian motel after trying to escape charges, I decided to check in on Megan Hauserman. Hauserman of the reality show “Megan Wants a Millionaire,” had Ryan Jenkins on her show, attempting to woo her so that she could spend the rest of her days as a trophy wife but I’m thinkin’ the only trophy she brings with her are the number of vanerial diseases she has. Nonetheless, Hauserman’s “pal” told People Magazine she was “devastated” by the news of Fiore’s murder. Last time I checked, hanging on rooftop pools and laughing wasn’t part of the grieving process but I suppose some people move faster than others.

While I was doing some intel on the bitch I found a few things but of course, like everything else, I’m late as fuck but it’s better late than never, especially when it comes to periods. My first discovery was that Hauserman was a former Playboy “Cybergirl.” I’m pretty sure that’s just a term for girls that weren’t hot enough to waste ink in magazines on. You can find a sample picture at the end of this post and many more here. If you’re into that sort of thing.

The second thing I found was an alleged Hauserman with her mouth on a dick that appears to be bigger than her fucking head is picture. The resemblence is pretty striking, all the way down to the birthmarks on her neck/face.

Here are some pictures of Megan Hauserman grieving by partying it up on a rooftop pool in a bikini…