Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

Admittedly, I’m a little late to the party with these pictures but it’s mostly ’cause my distributor thinks my website sucks and he’s a second-rate piece of shit. Nonetheless, Eva Mendez attended the premiere of Bad Lieutenant earlier this week and took a calculated risk of not going with a bra ’cause she figured if she buttoned it up just far enough she’d look sexy and not skanky. The risk failed and now she has a nipple slip all over the internet. I don’t mind, though, and I am sure you don’t either. The only troubling thing is that I figured Eva Mendez would have smoother nipples, like the athletic ones I sport beneath my beer-stained, cotton wifebeater from Walmart but instead she’s sportin’ the Stevie Wonders. If those nipples could talk, blind people would be able to decode them for sure.