Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

Kim Kardashian recently twittered a new bikini picture…

Of course, when I high-res’d that shit, it looked highly photoshopped. Maybe it’s my lack of sleep these days but her face doesn’t even look real, she almost looks like she was photoshopped into that room, and the curtains in the background don’t even look three-dimensional. Weird little signs like that are usually signs that a picture was photoshopped with various effects. I know ’cause I try to photoshop my dick to make it look as big as possible.

Nonetheless, a little photoshopping aside, Kim looks like walking, talking tits and ass. It would appear for every pound she loses, it goes straight to her sister, Khloe.

Here’s the high-res… Comments?