• Shit’s Not Worth $280,000

    Thu, Nov 26, 2009

    Celebrity Photos, NSFW

    According to the ulta-reliable celebrity gossip website, TMZ, Tila Tequila’s lawyer has demanded 4tube.com remove a ten second clip of Tequila playin’ with a dude’s dick before the video quickly pans to his face and ends abruptly. The lawyers are also asking for $280,000 in damages and the website has seven days to respond to the suit.

    First and foremost, by the time your zipper is undone, the movie is over. It’s like the fucking Zapruder film, you can’t see shit, anyway. Also, I’d say at $28,000 per second, she’s asking for a bit much.

    I’m not much a believer in making people work too hard ’cause I don’t like working hard myself. Therefore, I’ve provided you the video above. Enjoy.

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