Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

I’m really not going to qualify this shit with much talk here. Let’s just say that MTV obviously doesn’t screen for IQ when they pick up douchebags for reality tv shows. Snookie, The Situation, and Pauly D hit Jay Leno last night and Leno made them regret that decision. There were some highlights but mostly attributed to Snookie ’cause she was dumb enough to answer most of the questions whether she knew the answers or not. Memorable moments were Mike, The Situation, having problems with numbers and Snookie’s series of stupidities including allusions to the following:

* The United Nations is located in Albany, New York.
* The current Vice President is named Krone.
* “The Wizard of Menlo Park” (aka Thomas Edison) is named Ernest.
* When former President Reagan ordered Mikhail Gorbachev to “tear down this wall,” he meant a dam located in Denver.
* Dick Cheney’s job involved trying to shoot former President Bush.
*Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is singer Lionel Richie.

I instantly feel better about myself after having watched this shit.