Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

This New Year keeps getting better and better ’cause it’s been the Year of Ashley Greene. We had her Sobe promo pictures for Sports Illustrated, her outtakes from the shoot, her New Year’s lesbianism, and now these pictures of her shirt open with a gag in her mouth. This bind and gag thing reminds me of last night when I tried to wrap a hair elastic around my dick ’cause I saw dudes doing it on youporn and felt there was a good reason for it. As it turns out, it somewhat hurts your dick and makes your testicles feel weird later. It’s not the upshot I figured it would be.

If you’re one of the few people who care more about the interview than the pictures from the interview, check the print here.