Happy New Year to Me | Life Misled- Corporate Attitude


    • Happy New Year to Me

    Thu, Jan 3, 2008

    NSFW, Personal

    Apparently, I’m popular in the New Year. I have a few pieces of news to get through. So let’s start with Paramount Pictures Corporation bitching to Youtube about my Jackass 2.5 clip. Apparently the 40 second skit of Preston farting dust onto Steve-O’s face was none-to-funny for Paramount. I received an email from Youtube stating that the video had been removed and any repeat offenses will result in the deletion of my account on Youtube. Fun, fun. Here’s the email:

    Last night and this morning I found out that the two pictures I have hosted on Geocities are causing the server to drop. I have had two bandwidth caps “this month.” This month? It’s been three fucking days. I fucking hate geocities. Apparently they have a 4 megabyte cap per hour. I have a total of maybe 100k in data being publicly hosted on that site. I have since dropped Geocities as a host. That screen here:

    Lastly, I have a fine piece of hate mail to share with you all. At least I can scratch one thing off my New Years Resolution list (#2):

    It’s nice to see someone so concerned for our beloved interweb. Thank God we have her to protect us all from me. Let’s see how much Google gives a fuck about this cunt’s whining. I applaud her move to block me via Cybernanny and other gay/easily bypassable internet filters. I bet she’s the type of tight-clit bitch that give marriage a bad name.

    Yahoo Analyst, eh? Analyze this:

    ……………./´¯/)
    ……………/…./
    …………../…./
    ……../´¯/’..’/´¯¯`·¸
    …../’/../…./……./¨¯
    …(‘(…………. ¯~/’..’)
    ….…………….’…../
    …..’'……………_.·´
    …….…………..(
    ……..…………..

    Damn. That was probably too easy.

    And simply because she annoyed me– here’s a link with step-by-step directions to disable/remove the most commonly used censorship programs, including her precious “cybernanny.” Additionally, you may use this link to help you find proxies/circumventors without touching the monitoring software; just make sure to delete your browser history and tracks with this little program or something similar. Remember when installing, to hide the program in a different folder– for irony, I would hide it in the software directory you’re being monitored from. Way to be, Mom. Way to be.

    Warm Regards,

    Bob Coughlin
    Admin
    www.lifemisled.blogspot.com

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    12 Comments For This Post

    1. JP Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 12:08 am

      What a fuckin’ bitch she is. As if most of the stuff on this site isn’t for shock/entertainment value. Fuck her dude.

      Post her email, I’d like to have a crack at her.

    2. javid Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 12:26 am

      Haha I guess you got your wish! At least your site’s seeing some traffic to have the whistle blown on your youtube clip and to hit bandwidth caps again.

      Keep up the good work. We both know Google isn’t going to shut you down. I wouldn’t worry about it.

    3. becca Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 12:34 am

      I would be a bit dismayed if you lost this site but I can’t see that happening. You’re covered by freedom of press/speech. There was a recent article which claimed anything being reported as remotely journalistic via blog, was covered the same as any journalist publication– even to the point of not having to reveal your sources.

      I love the site and I love what you do here. Being a woman, I have no problem with anything being said here. We all know that your aim is for humor. Even some of your more hateful posts are done with a sort of grace not seen in genuine assholes.

      Don’t mind her. She’s clearly being a bitch. Hell of a way to start your New Year though!

    4. Mike Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 1:25 am

      That email was completely fantastic. Here is something that she should think about; if you don’t like what is being written on the site, how about you stop fucking reading what is being posted there? It’s really not a hard concept to grasp.
      If she would just clean the sand out of her vagina maybe she wouldn’t have to think shes a better person for shutting down one persons personal blog.
      The people who enjoy reading it will continue to do so, and the people that don’t can hum while I rest my balls on their lips. Well, I guess they should be Bob’s balls and not mine.

    5. jp Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 2:00 am

      Hahaha holy shit. That was reminiscent of Bob’s tear a while back on the guy who drove his car off a parking garage while he was drunk.

      From me to you, thanks. That was entertaining.

    6. Bob Coughlin Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 4:08 am

      That was, without a doubt, one of the more entertaining responses I’ve read on this site- period. Thanks for that.

      I will offer my balls for said humming.

    7. Sully4 Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 4:13 am

      Lol, that was a very un-Mike thing to say.

      I guess you are rubbing off on some of your readers, Bob.

    8. becca Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 4:30 am

      LMAO! That was an awesome retort! This site rocks, don’t mind the critic(s).

    9. jen Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 6:26 am

      Haha this is why I love your site. Keep up the good work, don’t mind the haters.

    10. Jill Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 6:36 am

      She’s really being over the top. Way to put her back in her place. I love this site and so do my friends!

    11. jp Says:
      January 4th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

      Imagine that. You’re still here.

    12. John Says:
      January 7th, 2008 at 2:37 am

      She was a bit redundant and totally out of touch with the theme of this website. Fuck her.

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