Life Misled- Corporate Attitude

Nick Nolte is still a drunk fuck at age 67. I can’t really talk because I’m a drunk now and I’m only 22. Thing is, I’m not off making money doing movies and shit. I think I’d be too busy and important to be drinking beers and playing pong. I’d be at pretentious gatherings pretending to be sophisticated so I could bang a different breed of chick that wasn’t a hooker. At least if worst came to worst and I still had to pay for sex, it wouldn’t be a big deal if I were a celebrity, it’s not like giving up my car payment like I normally do.

Nolte has been arrested and booked on DUI charges in the past and fights a long history of alcoholism. According to people that have worked with Nolte in the past, he can be found in the gutters of local shitholes during filming. Most recently, Nolte showed up drunk for his press junket for The Spiderwick Chronicles. No wonder the motherfucker has shuffled through three wives. Having to deal with a full time drunk is like having to babysit all the time. No wonder I’m still single and making love with my hand….

Here’s Nick Nolte Being Drunk For His Interview…

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Nolte’s Mugshot: